You know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it.

食べ物のことばっかり考えちゃう。

Yeah?

ふーん？

So, yeah.

うん。

So, you know, I went to the fridge and I opened up the meat drawer.

だから冷蔵庫に行って、お肉の引き出しを開けたんだ。

You know what the meat drawer is, right?

お肉の引き出しって分かるだろ？

Yeah, what was in there?

うん、何があったの？

Well, I'll tell you what was in there.

教えてあげるよ。

You know that bacon that's, like, maple?

ベーコンって知ってる？メープルの。

It's got maple flavor.

メープル味の。

The maple kind, yeah!

メープル味、うん！

Yeah so, I took that out and I thought, "I know who would like that!"

それを取り出して、こう思ったんだ…「これが好きなのは…」

Me!

僕！

So I ate it.

だから食べたんだ。

[heavy depressed groan]

[重く残念そうなうめき声]

No!

えー！

You're kidding me...

うそでしょ…

Nope.

いや。

Not kidding.

うそじゃないよ。

You know, I also noticed there was some beef in there.

その引き出しに、牛肉もあったんだ。

Yeah, you know, steak, you know, juicy.

ほら、ステーキ。ジューシーな。

Well, I ate that too!

それも食べたよ！

[Another heavy groan]

[重いうめき声]

But I went back to the fridge just a few minutes ago.

それで、数分前に冷蔵庫にまた戻って、

And I put something together really special.

すごく特別なものを準備したよ。

You're going to love this one.

気に入るぞ。

I took some chicken; I put some cheese on it and I covered it with...

チキンを取り出して、チーズを乗せて、その上に…

Covered it with what?

上に何をのせたの？

Covered it with cat treats.

猫のおやつだよ。

Yeah?

で？

Then guess what?

それから…

What?

何？

I gave it to the cat.

猫にあげたよ。

[High pitched groan and crying]

[高音のうめき声と泣き声]