I'm 45. I'll be 46 this year, and--

You know, after 40, it's a completely different life.

[To audience member] How old are you Omar?

33, yeah, you don't know, yet.

[Laughter]

Let me tell you something, Omar.

Like, say you're 39, today,

and then 40, tomorrow--

it's a completely different life, you'll lead.

It's-- It's like a warranty, on a car.

[Laughter]

The minute you hit a hundred thousand,

the transmission falls out. Just--

[Laughter]

That's what happens. The minute you hit 40, shit breaks, out of nowhere.

[Low laughter]

Like, you-- you have to listen to your body, after 40. You can't just ignore,

what your body tells you.

When you're young, 33, if I was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna jump off the stage!"

If I was 33, I'd be like, "Uh, don't do it!"

But then I'd jump, and then my body would be like,

"Alright, fine."

"You're 33. You can jump off the stage."

[Low laughter]

But at 45? Fuck that! If I was like, "I'm gonna jump off the stage," my legs would break,

before I hit the ground.

[Laughter]

Your body goes, "Fuck you, asshole!"

[Mimicks breaking sound]

[Laughter]

After 40, man-- I'll tell you what,

[Old southern man voice] "I'll tell ya hwat!"

When I, uh--

[Low laughter]

When I turned 40, this guy came up to me, and he goes,

[Raspy voice] "Hey Russell, now that you're 40, remember this. Two things;

After 40, never waste a hard-on,

and never, trust a fart.

[Laughter]

And the "trusting a fart" thing, is so much more important, than you think!

[Laughter]

Now, trusting a fa-- Like tr-- Like--

When you're young, you can fart-- You're 33! You can just walk around,

[fromp fromp fromp-- fromp fromp fromp fromp fromp]

Hey guys, did you hear about the [FROMP]

and then you just, keep it--

[fromp fromp fromp frompfromp fromp]

You could have, little fart games, if you want.

"Pull my-- [FROMP] and then--

[Laughter]

After 40, you don't have the "fart freedom," that you had before that.

After 40, you fart, in sections. Just--

[bip bip bip bip bipbip]

[Laughter]

You let little bits out, at a time.

[bip bip bip bip bipbip bip bipbip bipbip bip bip bip]

'Cause you wanna make sure, its air. You wanna feel it, the whole way.

Air. Air. Air. Air. Air. Air. Air.

The minute you feel too much heat,

Abort!

[Yelling] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! This is not a test!

[Laughter and Applause]

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