Oh man. Can you imagine the disaster she's gonna walk out here with?

She has no idea how hard it is to cook.

Yeah, yeah. I bet she comes out with like a, like a poop on a plate, right?

Poop on a plate would be good because at least there would be traces of my food still in there.

Oh, snap! Snap! Snap!

Hey guys. Give her a fucking chance alright?

Here it is, gang.

Seared ahi tostadas,

Grilled asparagus,

Couscous,

And for desert, molten chocolate lava cake.

Wait a minute. Meg, where did you find the time to do all this?

I had all day to do this.

Oh my God, this is delicious!

But what do you mean all day? What about all the housework?

I did it in like an hour. I don't understand why you're such a freaking martyr all the time.

It's a house. It's a finite area. I'm not cleaning a town.

Hey, family. I'm home.

Ooh, that smells fantastic!

Hey buddy. How was your first day in the real world?

It was actually really great.

And Angela even told me she might give me a raise for doing such a good job.

Wow. Guys, you hear that? A raise.

Mmm, interesting. Seems the kids are doing pretty well at this grown-up thing, huh?

I would suggest that you suck that!