-Shut up!

退屈だなあー

-[thinking]: I'm so bored.

なんかおもしろいものでも、降ってこねえかなあー

I just wish something supernatural would happen right now.

なんだこれ

What the hell?

この本に、誰かのフルネームを書くと

"If you write the full name of a person in this book,

そいつは、５秒で死ぬ

that person will die five seconds.

死因は常に、窒息死？

The cause of death will always be suffocation"?

はっ！なるほどねえ笑

Ha. Right.

ねえ！助けて！

-(woman) Let go! Help!

こいつ、わたしの財布盗もうとしてるの！！

This man's trying to steal my purse. Let go!

おっふぉうおおおおっふぉおう

-[laughs evilly]

わたしの名前はセシルアダムス！！

The name's Cecil Adams,

ミシシッピ西部でもっとも悪名高い強盗だ！

the most notorious handicapped bandit west of the Mississippi!

ふーん..えーっと

-[thinking]: Huh. Let's see...

ヴぇええああっふぉふふぉふ

"Cecil... Adams."

チッチッチッチッチッチッチッチッ

-[laughing]

まあ、にせものだってわかってたけどな

[watch ticking]

ぉぉぉおおう

-[thinking]: Man, I knew it was fake.

おおろぼおれおおおふぉうっふぉうふぉうおお

-[gasps]

まさか！！！

[choking]

おごえええおふおふこここここ

-[thinking]: No way!

ドコォォォォォォォォォォン

-[gagging]

ホッ！！

[flame whoosh]

こいつ、自分で自分の首絞めて死んだぞ

-[gasps]

すげえ！それできねえと思ってた

-(man 1) Did that guy just choke himself to death?

これめちゃすげえやん

-(man 2) Cool. Didn't think that was possible.

つまり、誰かの名前をそれに書くとそいつが死ぬのか？

-[thinking]: Sweet mother of God.

窒息死でね

-So, you write any person's name in that thing and they die?

じゃあ自分で首しめるの？

-Of suffocation.

ああ、そうみたいなんだ

-Like, they suffocate themselves?

自分で自分の首絞めるなんて不可能だろ

-Yeah, in any way possible, I guess.

そうだよ！！なんか証明してよ！！

-I thought it was impossible to suffocate yourself.

そこに僕の名前書いてみて！

-Yeah, why don't you prove it?

ああーわかった

Write my name in there.

えーっとピーターの苗字ってなんだっけ

-Um... okay.

ピーター！！

All right, Peter, what's your last name?

いや、だから苗字

-Peter.

ピーター！！

-No, your last name.

じゃあお前の名前は、ピーターピーターなのか？

-Peter.

僕の両親ぶっ飛んでるから

-So, your full name is Peter Peter?

あ～あ

-My parents are crack addicts.

よし

-(both) Ohh.

いってみよう！

-Okay...

このうそつｋ

"Peter... Peter."

かっっかっっかっか

Here we go.

おお！神よ！

[watch ticking, suspenseful music playing]

それとめて！！

[wind whistles]

ああ！！どうやるかわかんねえよ！

-I knew you guys were full of sh--

ぱがああ

[choking, Anthony gasps]

うわっ！お前そんなもの早く捨てちまえ！！

-Oh, my God!

いや、これでいいんだアンソニー！

-[restricted]: Make it stop.

この本で、世界を変えられる！

-[nervously]: Uh... I don't know if I can.

この世界を救えるんだ！！

-[gags gutterally]

連続殺人犯！

-Oh, my God, dude, you gotta get rid of that thing.

ヴあああヴぁふぉう

-No. Don't you get it, Anthony?

強盗！

With this book, I can change the world.

が！！ごううぅ！お！うをおおお

I can rid this world of all the filth!

ジャージショア（アメリカの番組）のキャスト！

Serial killers...

ああああふぉふあおお

-[groans]

俺はこの世界を浄化してやる！

-(Ian) Robbers...

だれも、、俺を止められねえ！！！

-[gasps, groans]

俺

-(Ian) Cast of the Jersey Shore...

が

-[groaning]

正義だ！！！！

-(Ian) I am going to purify this world

うわははは、あはは、、あはっははあはああーひいいいいいあはっはあははひいいいいいあっはああああひいい

and nobody... is gonna get... in my way.

ちょっと静かにして！！

I...

あんたの馬鹿笑いで、テレビがきこえないじゃない！

am...

もうこれ以上俺に口出しできねえようにしてやるよ！

Justice!

ふへっはっはは

[laughing maniacally]

もうすぐ死ぬぜママ！

-Quiet down out here.

ふへへへへ

I can't hear Wheel of Fortune over your stupid laugh.

チッチッチッチ

-You can't tell me what to do anymore, Mom.

何も起きねえぞ！！

[chuckles devilishly]

俺ここにフルネームかいたのに！ みて！！！

You're gonna die, Mom.

わたしの名前は、ママじゃないわよ、この馬鹿息子！

[chuckles]

俺これまでずっとママって呼んでた！

[watch ticks]

それで、本名がわからねえだと！？

But that doesn't make any sense.

そしてこれからもね！

I wrote your whole name on here. Look.

むわっはっはっはっはっはっは

-My name's not Mom, dumbass.

まあいいや！！！

-I've called you Mom all these years

俺には、やらなきゃならねえことがある！

and I don't even know your real name?

今入った情報によると

-And you never will.

世界中の犯罪者が死んだそうです！！

[laughs sinisterly]

おお！すげえじゃん！おてがらだな！

-Never mind that.

まだ、十分じゃねえ

[sinisterly]: I have work to do.

でも、お前は世界中の犯罪者を殺したんだぞ！

[newscast theme plays]

あの野郎、俺のことを馬鹿にしてやがる！

-According to sources,

俺には、普通にみえるけどなあ

every criminal in the world is now dead.

気にいらねえ

-Whoa. Congrats, man, that's great.

気にいらねえって言ってんだよ！

-It's not enough.

ぶろおおお

-But you killed every criminal in the entire world.

このほうがいい

-That guy's looking at me funny.

おい！あいつ何もしてねえじゃねえか！

-Looks pretty normal to me.

いや！あいつは何かをかくしてた！

-I don't like it.

なんかやってるに決まってる！

I don't like it one bit!

お前もうやめろよ！！ 神様ごっこは終わりだ！！

[dramatic music playing]

死んだやつの名前をここに書くと、

-[gags]

そいつは生き返る！

-That's better.

なるほどな！！

-Dude, he didn't even do anything.

お前が、人の生死を決めれるだと！？

-Come on, he had a pedo-stache.

かきかきかきかきかきかきかきかきかき

I'm sure he's guilty of something.

ふんふふうふんふううんんふんふうう

-You have to stop this, man. You can't play God anymore!

ん！んん！くうわああ！おわああ！

"Write the name of a person who is dead,

お前は俺をとめられねえ！！

and they will be brought back to life"?

やってやるさ！！

-Oh, I see how it is.

あっそ！！

You think you decide who lives and dies?

このクソ野朗！

[laughing maniacally]

かきかきかきかき

[climatic music playing]

それでどうするつもりだ！

-[gagging]

見ればわかる。

-You'll never defeat me!

ちょっとまて

-Yes... I... will!

やめろ！！！

-Fine!

すり替え済みー

[scribbles]

ああああぷるぱぱああああらあ

[chuckles devilishly]

うわああああはっはああああああはあはああああああ

-You son of a bitch.

本は危険だ

[scribbles]

テレビゲームでもしてなさい

-[scoffs] What's that gonna do?

-You'll see.

-Wait.

No!

-The old switcheroo. [chuckles]

-[groaning]

-[laughing maniacally]

[continues laughing]

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