Name: セニョール・グリンチ｜ルディ・マンキューソ、レレ・ポンズ＆キング・バッハ (Señor Grinch | Rudy Mancuso, Lele Pons & King Bach)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:54:49.000Z
Duration: 6 min 32 s
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>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Freaking christmas, so stupid.

>> NARRATOR: He's a lonely green man with nothing to lose.

Who puffs on [BLEEP] cigarets and sips on [BLEEP] booze.

This green son of a [BLEEP] is repulsive and sick, there's no other way to put it, he's just acts like a dick.

This is what you get, you little [BLEEP]!

>> NARRATOR: Now we mustn't forget he was always this way, but it really sucks being different in our cruel world today.

You almost can't blame him for being so mean, he often gets profiled for driving while green.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Good day officer. How are you? >> COP: Shut the [BLEEP] up.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Okay. >> COP: License and registration.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Uh, it's just that my license is in there. >> COP: What is that?

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: What is what? >> COP: Is that a weapon?

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: It's a banana. >> COP: Put that down.

>> COP: Put it down. >> SEÑOR GRINCH: It's a banana.

>> COP: Oh, that's what you're going to call it? >> SEÑOR GRINCH: Look at it, it's just a banana.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Okay, okay, okay! >> COP: I'm requesting back-up, suspect is armed, immediate back-up at the green, the scene.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Please listen, I did not do anything wrong.

>> COP: Officer down! I've been assaulted!

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: What the [BLEEP] are you...

>> COP: Get the [BLEEP] out of the car, you piece of [BLEEP]. Get out of the car. Get out, get out. >> SEÑOR GRINCH: Okay, okay, okay!

>> NARRATOR: One time he tried to be social and he said with a smile, "Man I can't wait to meet some [BLEEP], I haven't had sex in a while."

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: What's up guys? How are you?

>> BOUNCER: Hey, woah, woah, woah. What's up man?

>> NARRATOR: The bouncer stopped for a moment and saw the color of his skin and said, "Sorry my brother, but I can't let you in."

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Really? I saw Kermit the frog in here last week.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: What about Shrek? Shrek's in here all the [BLEEP] time.

>> BOUNCER: Bro, that's Shrek. Shrek's popping man, he's got like 4 movies and [BLEEP].

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: I'm going in. [BLEEP] this [BLEEP].

>> BOUNCER: Yo, yo, yo, you know what, get this avocado face out of here man.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: What the [BLEEP] did you call me bro?

>> BOUNCER: Hop away you little [BLEEP] frog.

>> NARRATOR: So he sat there and planned a wicked scheme out of spite and said, "I'm sick of this [BLEEP], I'm stealing Christmas tonight."

So he dressed up as Santa without help from an elf, but before he stole Christmas, he met the old man himself.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: To be honest, I'm trying to look like you.

>> SANTA: Do you know how hard it is to be me?

>> SANTA: Giving presents to 8 billion people. Oh, you think that [BLEEP] easy, huh? You think I give a [BLEEP] about...

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Um... >> SANTA: [BLEEP] Timmy.

>> SANTA: He ain't getting no gifts this year and that [BLEEP] was nice.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: I honestly, I didn't know it was that bad.

>> SANTA: I gotta deal with Mrs. Claus, that fat [BLEEP]. I tell her to get on the treadmill, but she doesn't listen.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Jesus Christ. >> SANTA: I gotta deal with Rudolph trying to [BLEEP] Prancer.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: I thought you were like a happy fat guy. I didn't know you were a skinny black guy.

>> SANTA: What the [BLEEP] are you doing anyway?

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: To be honest bro, I'm doing the opposite of what you're doing. I wanna steal everybody's [BLEEP].

>> SANTA: Oh, that's all you baby, go ahead.

>> SANTA: You good. >> SEÑOR GRINCH: You're okay with this?

>> SANTA: [BLEEP] what the [BLEEP] did I just say? Get the [BLEEP]...let me sit back.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: I'm gonna steal everybody's presents.

>> SANTA: If you got any green [BLEEP] throw them my way.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: You're a mean one Señor Grinch.

You take presents, and cookies, and milk with a little bit of tequila.

You vandalize the city. You make everyone feel [BLEEP] Señor Grinch.

You make Hitler look like a pretty nice guy.

You're a douchebag Señor Grinch. You use plastic and then you don't recycle it.

You steal candy, you steal cake, you draw mustaches on Drake Señor Grinch.

You make Voldemort, the Joker, Hannibal Lecter, Scar from the Lion King, Pablo Escobar, Darth Vader all look like really nice guys.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Okay, okay. I don't give a [BLEEP]. What the hell are you guys wearing? You look ridiculous.

>> TIMMY: Why are you taking our Christmas tree?

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: The light is broken, so I need to take it back to the North Pole and I need to, you know, don't [BLEEP] worry about it. Why are you asking me questions? What are you guys? FBI? CIA? [BLEEP] you.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Alright. You want a drink? I'll get you a drink.

There you go, some fresh tequila...uh, milk.

Here. Okay, drink all of that. It's good for you now. It makes you strong.

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: It's good stuff. >> CINDY: Timmy?

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Uh, I gotta go. Merry Christmas.

>> NARRATOR: Señor Grinch went back home. He pulled out his green chair and he awaited confusion and sadness in the air.

He said as he poured some tequila in his cup, "I can not wait for these little douchebags to wake up."

>> SEÑOR GRINCH: Oh here they go, here they go.

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セニョール・グリンチ｜ルディ・マンキューソ、レレ・ポンズ＆キング・バッハ (Señor Grinch | Rudy Mancuso, Lele Pons & King Bach)

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