THIS IS NOT VILLAGER NEWS!

THEY ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE!

I don't like them!

As you can see, there is an alien attack in progress!

Let's take a closer look!

People are getting abducted all over the place!

It looks like the villagers are standing up to the UFO.

Some of them are sitting.

VILLAGERS, THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES

BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM

OOH NO, MY FREEDOM!

That was noble.

But this village needs a hero.

TestificateMan: Did somebody say HERO?

OH MY GOD, it's TestificateMan, he'll save us!

TestificateMan: SHOO ... SHOO!

TESTIFICATES ARE CHEERING

NOOooo aw...

What are we going to do now?

Aaaahhhhhhh-elyah-elyaaahhhh-elyah-elyaahh

Well that didn't help at all...

OH NO AH

This is Testificate #5 reporting for...

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English captions by @Thibaultmol