Sorry man

Get out!

So we're going to play a game

Great, that's perfect

Let's do it

This is called "Stay In or Get Out!"

Okay

I'm going to give you a scenario you tell me if you're going to stay in it or get out

Alright I love it

A hot tub full of electric eels?

Hmmmm get out

Okay

Get out

Get out

Get out

An escape room themed around the Keira Knightley version of Anna Karenina

Stay in

Stay in

An escape room?

Do you know what they are?

Do you know what an escape room is?

Hm, stay in

They lock you in a room and you need to use...

Lock me in a room?

...and you need to use keys

Yeah, get out.

(laughter)

I ain't getting locked bro

(laughter)

A dinner party hosted by perverted Muppets?

Get out.

I can't deal with people under the table holding socks

Stay in

Stay in

Uh, a summer camp run by super intelligent dogs

Stay in

Stay in

Oh, stay in!

And by the way Moxie, my dog is a genius so she'd be like the lead counselor

A spa where they only exfoliate your butt?

Stay in

Stay in

I'm out.

I feel weird that it took me that long to decide and that you're still thinking is very

strange

I don't exfoliate my face so, I'm thinking why would I exfoliate my butt?

Corpus Christi, Texas?

Get out

I can answer this for you?

Yeah I don't...what is that?

My friend....you're going to want to steer clear

I'm going English right now bro

Stay in it, I love that place

Do you really?

Yeah, I got relatives down there

Oh nice

Yeah, what is that like a condescending "Get out?"

Are there black people there?

There's some black people, there's a lot of Hispanics there probably

Yeaaah, the fact that you said "ehhhhh" and then you said there's Hispanics that means

I ain't supposed to be there my bro

I'm presenting this to you, you have to tell me

Do you have something against Corpus Christi?

No I mean, it doesn't seem like the greatest place

I love Corpus Christi

Okay.

The Selena monument is there, obviously

A world where you can only drink Crystal Clear Pepsi?

I never tried it, did you ever try it?

No

It tastes the same but it's clear

Oh so it's 7-Up?

Get out

Oooh stay in

Really?

You're a big fan?

Hey, I love that world

No, it tastes like Pepsi but there's no color, they didn't add the color

Why?

I don't know it was the 90s

People are really bored

It's not the Pepsi, it's everything else about that world that intrigues me

Right

Like why would that be?

(laughter)

Trapped in an elevator being serenaded by a Mariachi band?

Mmmm get out

I'm going to stay in.

I love Mariachis

Alright

I really do

So mariachi band and Corpus Christi

Yes.

You'd be fine with it?

What are you too cool in Austin?

No I'm not too cool!

A ten part documentary about the Irish Potato Famine narrated by Rhianna

Stay in

Really?

Absolutely.

Are you kidding me!?

That's the most "stay in" of all.

Like I would fascinated.

I'm like...first of all historical documentaries is my jam.

And Rhianna's voice is my jelly

(laughter)

I mean...