(cell phone texting)

(cell phone texting)

(sultry music)

- Hey, how you liking the new car?

- I love it, especially knowing I bought it myself.

- How's work?

- Good, I'm finally making salary.

- Wait, really?

- Yeah, are you still part-time at your place?

- Yeah.

You know, you should be putting at least 10 percent

of every paycheck in a savings account.

- I put my money in a Roth IRA so it actually grows.

- Oh, right.

Don't forget, Mom's birthday is next week.

I thought that maybe we could...

- Oh, I know, I got her this sick jewelry stand off Etsy.

What'd you get her?

- Oh.

I wonder what they have for Happy Hour?

- No, you have to try the Hefeweizen,

that's why I brought you here.

- Oh, right.

Hefeweizen.

Went on the worst date last night.

How's Rebecca?

- You know, we're actually thinking

about moving in together.

- Ohh.

- No, I got it.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- We can split it.

- No, it's cool.

- Ya know, it's good to know

that we can actually hang out like adults,

and you're not just out to make my life a living hell.

- No.

- Still can't grow a full beard though, can you?

Yeah. (laughing)

(swishing and metal squeaking)