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  • - No.

  • - Ow. - [Ned] Ow.

  • - Ah!

  • - Young lady, if you don't go to sleep in 30 seconds,

  • it's gonna be bad news.

  • Today, I'm going to learn how to become a dad.

  • My wife and I are gonna have kids soon,

  • but I'm completely terrified and overwhelmed by that idea.

  • It seems like it's a huge change in your life.

  • Can you still have a date night?

  • Do you have to find a babysitter every single time?

  • - Being a dad is way harder than you think

  • it's gonna be.

  • Accepting that you're not gonna be super dad or perfect

  • is part of being a super dad--

  • - Daddy, daddy.

  • - I think often times you want things

  • to go one way and they don't always go that way.

  • - Shoes back on.

  • I'm gonna care for my friend Mike's kids

  • for a whole day and I'll see just how hard it is.

  • - [Mike] Throw yourself into it--

  • - [Ned] Ok.

  • - And don't be afraid to do stuff.

  • - You guys wanna take the stairs or the elevator?

  • - [Voiceover] Stairs.

  • - Stairs, taking the stairs was a difficult choice.

  • Whew, I'm exhausted.

  • - The other thing that's really hard is patience.

  • You've gotta have amazing patience

  • when it comes to kids.

  • - Do you guys like healthy snacks?

  • - What about this?

  • What about this?

  • Can I have this?

  • - Anne did you pick up something?

  • - They're gonna annoy you.

  • They're gonna take a long time to do things,

  • like brushing their teeth.

  • They'll brush their teeth for 20 minutes.

  • - No, no, no we don't eat ice cream.

  • - [Girl] Ah! - [Ned] Can't get

  • a zebra print heart pillow, you're not getting balls today.

  • - Gotta just wait.

  • - Is he ok, or should we?

  • - He's ok, I got the eyes in the back

  • of the head watching.

  • - What is that?

  • Why are you hitting my head?

  • - Kids love to play pretend,

  • but one of the things that you're gonna--

  • - We'll take that back.

  • - One of the tough--

  • James, shh.

  • - One more time.

  • - One of the tough things about playing pretend

  • with your kids is that it takes a lot of mental,

  • like concentration.

  • - This whole castle's made of cookies.

  • - That's right, this whole castle's made of cookies

  • and a cookie moster.

  • Well this is fun you guys, we're just hanging out.

  • Oh boy, James, James, James, ok.

  • - It's time to go to the ball.

  • - We're all going to the ball.

  • You doing ok there James?

  • Pose the dolls next to each other.

  • - We love Daddy, we love Daddy.

  • - Daddy's not here anymore.

  • - One of the tough things about being a parent,

  • especially with this age, is making sure

  • that they eat healthy food.

  • - If you eat the broccoli, then I will give you the candy.

  • Do we have a deal?

  • Oh no!

  • - It's good to not make a big show of it being weird.

  • - Woo woo!

  • Broccoli delivery for Captain James.

  • - And you've gotta eat it yourself

  • 'cause if they see that you eat,

  • then they'll wanna eat it.

  • - Got it.

  • Once you tip your hand that there's C-A-N-D-Y somewhere--

  • - [Mike] You should probably,

  • you and I should probably stop

  • even spelling out the word candy.

  • - [Ned] Oh really?

  • - You should have like a safe word, you know,

  • call it like asparagus.

  • - Would you rather have the lollipop or the broccoli.

  • Classic.

  • - Putting your kids to bed is definitely difficult,

  • because kids don't wanna go to bed.

  • - Bouncy, bouncy, bounce.

  • - Can't bounce too much.

  • How many stories do you normally have before bed?

  • - 600 million.

  • - 600 million?

  • Why?

  • I love sleep.

  • I really am getting sleepy.

  • - So they're gonna fight you on it

  • and they've tried to stretch out that time routine

  • as long as it can possibly be.

  • - Ready for bed.

  • - Another one.

  • - Ok, bass drums are big, but whistles are little.

  • Wait now I said we're only doing two books.

  • - Last book.

  • - We're only doing two books.

  • - Last book.

  • - We're reading, apparently, as many books as it takes.

  • I stirred it all together, it was yummy,

  • but it wasn't pink.

  • And that is the end of Pinklicious.

  • - And that's how you stay awake.

  • - I was only with the kids for a small period of time.

  • I want to go into a hot bubble bath

  • and drink white wine.

  • How did I do?

  • - You know, I think you did actually really well.

  • You were really engaged, you were really dedicated,

  • and you were trying really hard.

  • - Even though it was really difficult

  • and exhausting on my body,

  • seeing the way Mike interacted with his kids

  • and how much they loved him and he loved them,

  • that was, it was such a nice feeling.

  • Thumbs up or thumbs down, how do you think I did?

  • - Sideways.

  • - So I've got some work to do.

  • I think of all the things that my dad did for me

  • and I'm so thankful.

  • - So what do you think, do you think your ready

  • to possibly in the near future take the leap?

  • - I'm gonna call my wife.

  • How's it going?

  • I've been shooting the video on taking care of a toddler.

  • I hope so, yea.

  • It seems really hard.

  • Wee, let's make babies.

  • - [Voiceover] Bye, I love you.

  • - [Ned] Bye, I love you too.

  • She said, "let's make babies."

  • Which is pretty awesome as well as terrifying.

- No.

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無知な男は一日のための幼児の世話をする (Clueless Dude Cares For Toddlers For A Day)

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