- Oh, nobody wants pee on the butt.

- No, I know what that's like when I'm drunk

- [Ned] I'm Ned and I'm married.

- [Kelsey] I'm Kelsey, I'm very single.

- [Ned] We are not qualified to do this.

- We're gonna try to anyways?

(guitar music)

- We have our baby expert, Adam, here

and he brought his baby.

- He's a dad.

- [Both] He's a dad.

- [Adam] Now this is Samantha. - Oh my god.

- Oh my goodness.

- Oh my god she's smiled

- She's so cute.

- How old is Sam?

- Sam is five and a half months old.

- It's a fresh-ass baby.

Oh you like my hair?

- I feel jealous the baby likes you more than me.

It's the boobs.

- Yes. You know what that's for.

- She's going after the goods.

- I've like held one baby.

I've never changed a diaper.

- She does need to be changed right now

- Okay.

- Number one or number two?

- This is gonna be a surprise, it's a surprise every time

- No.

- And so here are some fresh diapers.

- Okay.

- And I'm just gonna step off to the side in case I'm needed

- Oh my, okay.

- And just let you guys try.

(stutters)

- She has potentially poop in her pants right now.

- Oh (beep)

- She's like what are you guys doing change my

(beep)

- Oh, sorry, should I cuss?

- No, you can't.

- Oh. - Oh no don't sweat it.

- She's probably like my diaper, dudes.

- [Ned] Pants.

- [Kelsey] Okay.

- I remember there was this technique that I learned

where you like hold the baby's legs with one hand

- [Kelsey] Oh, it's like yoga

- and then pants come off with the other hand.

(sneezes)

- [Ned] Oh. - [Kelsey] Oh bless you!.

- [Kelsey] Look at that baby belly.

Such a cute baby belly.

(rawr noises)

- [Kelsey] Okay so we put this underneath,

- [Ned] Alright I'm gonna put the diaper

underneath the diaper.

- I don't wanna open this.

- Okay.

- [Kelsey] I feel like it's a surprise.

- [Ned] Kelsey, I got this.

- Ned, this is all you dude.

- [Ned] Alright. - [Kelsey] Okay.

- Is it, oh it's pee.

- Pee!

(coughs)

- Girl, what were you eating earlier?

Maybe like, fold it in half?

- Just close, oh this way, this way.

- [Ned] There's a drawer here. No one will ever know.

- We'll just leave that there forever.

- No one will ever know.

- Wipe? - Wipe, yeah.

- Okay.

- Now we put this on. - Alright put this on.

- [Ned] Oh look at that! Feels great right?

- [Kelsey] Awww.

- [Kelsey] Fresh pair of nice undies.

- [Ned] Fresh under (mumbles).

- [Kelsey] How does that look?

- You guys did really good actually.

Everything came off and on exactly as it should have.

Although you did forget to put her clothes back on.

- Oh.

- That's a typical Kelsey.

- She seems happy, no crying. - No!

- Lots of smiling. That is a changed baby.

- I don't want to do that ever again to be honest,

but it wasn't as bad as I thought.

- It warms my heart and it makes me wanna have kids

with my wife.

- We're all best friends.

(squeaks)

- Bye, Sam! - Bye!

- [Ned] Well, that's it, we're done.

- [Kelsey] Okay.

- [Ned] We can turn off the cameras and...

Oh no.

- That's you, dude.

- The diaper... - That's you!

- We forgot about the diaper.

Okay. Okay.

(electronic music)