- [Woman] We're not open yet.

- Um, I'm actually here for an interview, a job interview.

- It's a good thing you specified otherwise I

would've thought you were from Vogue.

- Nope - No, clearly not.

- I'm supposed to interview with someone named Alice Brown.

- I'm Alice Brown. - Great! So uh...

- We actually went to school together.

- Did we? - For like 13 years.

- Oh! So, I'm off to a rousing start,

is what you're trying to say.

- It certainly is memorable.

- Unlike you.

Apparently.

Uh, that was too soon.

- Hang tight, I'm gonna go grab a pen real quick.

- Ok, I'll be, I'll be here.

(lighthearted music)

- Do you have your resume?

- Yeah, there you go.

- I thought you went away to college.

- Uh, I did.

- So, it's a little early to be looking for a summer job.

- I'm not looking for a summer job.

- Then...

- I'm here for the rest of the semester, at least.

- So you'll be going back to school in the new year then.

- I don't know.

- How do you not know?

- Is this relevant to the job interview.

- Yes.

- I'm sorry, did you think that because you were

super popular in high school and I wasn't that

I would hijack your job interview to get the

inside scoop on the great Hal Wilkes, really?

- Hm, when you say it out loud, it sounds a little, um...

- Narcissistic? - Psychotic, actually.

- I wasn't going to go that far.

At least not to your face.

- All right, I'm...I'm sorry.

- I know.

- Some things just, uh, don't work out like they should.

- Yeah.

- Look, I really need this job, all right?

And I don't know for how long exactly.

- Okay, okay.

The job is yours.

- Really?

- Can you start tomorrow, like 2:30 to 5:30?

- Yeah, yeah, absolutely, um, thank you.

- No problem.

- It was nice to meet you, uh...

I mean, again.

- Nice meeting you too, again.

- Yeah.

- And that, Alice, was the worst decision you've ever made.