Looks like my grandads Knee replacement

@GordonRamsay hey how about this fried rice. I've been waiting for ur answer Master

Looks like your eggs have been fried for 2 weeks

@GordonRamsay please rate my medu vada sambar and nariyal chutney

I didn't know you can tweet from prison

@GordonRamsay what do you think of my chicken fajita mate

Chicken shiteita

@GordonRamsay just whipped up burgers and eggrolls what do you think

Burnt egg rolls, burnt buns, dry burger, the only thing missing is a new battery for your smoke alarm Andrew

@GordonRamsay Hi Chef! My mom's beef steak, one of my favourite. Any thoughts? Please have some. :)

Even your plate's tripping Juan... as for the dog shit in the middle I'm lost for words

@GordonRamsay treating myself to some noodles n shrimp what do u think

I'm not sure what's more off putting your food or your toes... they're longer than your noodles..

@GordonRamsay think you can top this? #grilledcheesegod

They look like dog biscuits

Hey @GordonRamsay rate my school breakfast burrito

2 sheets of sand paper laced with 6 beans

@GordonRamsay my first attempt at a sausage omlette. please rate.

Please make it your last...

@GordonRamsay how does my dinner look

Even your dog is not interested

my roast chicken, what do you think? @GordonRamsay

You're supposed to roast the chicken not take it the crematorium