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Lovely to see you again!
Nice to see you too!
OK, remind everybody of your name.
My name is Gatis Kandis.
D'you know, this is the only comedian I've ever found funny.
Well, look Gatis. Welcome back. The stage is yours. - Good luck.
All of it?
Go on Kandis!
So you know that now is after few cold days, it's getting warm outside
and I like the warm weather
because it makes me warmer
eh!
That's my warm-up joke
When my chicken has a birthday, I don't tell him
because he would not understand.
So yeah I have another animal joke
woof, woof, woof, woof
that's a joke you can take home for your dog
Simon! have you got a dog?.. -Three..
Will you tell your dogs my joke
yeah i was thinking about that when you said it
Yeah let me hear it... - woof, woof, woof, woof.
I'm not sure they're gonna understand
can you try this my accent? - vouf, vouf, vouf, vouf!
thank you for making me sound so sexy
so does anybody like seeing couples kiss in public?
no?
well i do!
and every time I do I always walk to them and I stare directly at them
and usually they stopped and then they ask me:
Do you mind? and I'm like: I don't mind
My name is Gatis Kandis
and in case you want to follow me
this is what I look like from behind
your jokes are just ridiculous and i
like how you deliver them which is just
like you've accidentally found the stage
that you are actually like I said the
only comedian is really ever made me
laugh
your jokes are so stupid i find that
funny
thank you
gases you are real original and anyone
who doesn't get it is thick you know
what you kind of sexy as well
hit it
run away
please it's on
Oh God ever seen the movie for the
wishes of being strip never wanted to
sort of like
being tortured by something and we
couldn't make it stop
other than that I really enjoyed it
it's a yes from me
what's your name I'm solo from canary
island
how old are you 28 28 that's good and
what's your star sign Leo the Lion same
as me you mommy
no wonderful news
so what's the big dreams outer i want to
so to the whole England what I can do
thank you
collection
yeah she is
you
hello I just I that microfit hi who are
you my name is scott okay so Scott tell
me about you
well I'm a magician how do you spell I
just turned 50
ok you Mary Beth yes thank you yes yes
okay good well Scott good luck
thank you very much
about you that this Joan
someone said as we shook hands
she was just Smith
me
then I said Miss Jones
girl who understand
what
I mean it's all going terribly wrong in
it
hello ladies and gentlemen we have a
little child before you start playing
what could we have a little child before
you start playing can I just get your
education your name
I don't I don't
yeah so it was your late
is enjoyable will come to that what's
your name what's your name what's your
name what's your name what's your name
seaweed is all
you dream about going up that that's a
bad miss you
hey there way
what
what
sorry how old you retain hello dear 125
and we're about you from whereabouts
wrong
this
right
hello and so what are you gonna do for
us tonight why wouldn't everything
backwards because we didn't get a chance
to do the chat i believe all nobody's
gonna do we're gonna start pressing
those buttons again i have the second
was no no Michael Jackson skin that
everybody gonna situation which
everybody elegant on the news and
everybody dog backpack shark back
everybody calling and all I want to see
him then that's a real carabar
all I want to stay never real
thank you very much
don't care about here
I just want this to end
don't do it don't do it again again
no don't no don't do it again Amanda
what I think you're most welcome
a stupor we did michael jackson and I
think I've changed my mind to move on
oh thank you very much was original
yellow is a wonderful color I'm going to
kick this off with a yes
I honestly this is one of the worst
things I've ever little what you are
thinking it was
listen I'm sorry
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I let me know you more every time when
you leave out barely left to go
probably made two times in the road
you're funny thing for me to try to
explain but I don't go none of them
crazy right now your loves got me
looking so crazy right now crazy i'm
hoping your face right now kids coming
over your right now
00
out
home
tell me home now
No
No
so
my
this
Oh
all
oh yeah pop for ya
knocking back for ya to talk about
it don't you down bag in your mound
my dad
again my killed
we
politics
Oh
i'm looking about the good talking-to
queenly company funding
hey
a lot
done
like
smiling
the jungle book and you love it
we clawed we chained our hearts in vain
we jumped never asking why we kissed I
fell under your spell along that no one
could deny it
don't you ever say I just walked away I
will always want you
you
Oh
ever take was
you ready
slur Lutz are now rashes on
ground
great
Oh
sex sex
seen anything like this
ok
ladies and gentlemen mom it's time to
fry's you huh
the fresh arms
actually doing the the x-factor guy
all we have to do is write the very end
roar like a lion
sorry wrong charm
here we could work with a whole plethora
of strange and fascinating creatures and
the obligatory wild pack of street
options and the balding middle-aged car
to the body on this i love the sexy
teachers the exquisite some tools but
most importantly the too big
tragically to do Jeremy you just have to
get a few key points in you have to
start low go up like this
Paul's and go back down like this so
don't you put your Jeremy it's the
reason to live in to god they thought
about work and it's working and looking
girl I think people just look at me
well done yes to do or who have to jump
up and down as if you're absolutely
busting for the toilet
and another died that also talks in
quite a better manner was not a million
miles
an impression on you do it that way it
he also talks very pointed and staccato
is this guy now to do you're dickin
Donnelly what you have to do is always
the right you're on the verge of
laughing out loud and
sharing a cheeky little in georgia with
members of the crew carry on camera to
it gets it
normal trust me i say anything like that
is this
it's taken totally ever decided
if Declan decided to go into politics
what you have to do is send him to Eton
lower his voice and then you would have
this job now to your forest you have to
act different speeds while looking like
you've been up all night
downing to kill la in a bush right