>> I MARRIED INTO A CAT.

>> James: YOU DIDN'T OWN A CAT BEFORE WERE YOU MARRIED.

>> NO, I WAS A DOG PERSON, I AM A DOG PERSON, MY WIFE SAY CAT

PERSON.

SO WE HAVE A CAT.

>> James: BUT HAS IT MADE YOU BECOME A CAT PERSON?

>> NO, THERE WAS A PERIOD OF TIME-- IS YOUR CAT TEMPERMENTAL?

>> SHE-- NO, SHE'S PRETTY CHILL.

>> OUR CAT IS A 30 POUND EGYPTIAN MAO AND IT TOOK ABOUT A

YEAR AND A HALF FOR HIM TO NOT BE A DICK.

BECAUSE HE WOULD-- I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I WOULD

HEAR-- AND WE THROW UP ON MY FEET AS SOME KIND OF DECLARATION

OF WAR.

>> James: RIGHT.

>> AND SO I DON'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SHE WAS LIKE YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.

I DON'T WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO ANYONE THAT PUKES ON ME.

THAT'S NOT.

>> THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.

IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION F ARE YOU NOT LOVING ON THEM, THAT IS

THEIR WAY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION IS BY PEEING ON YOU OR PUKING ON

YOU, THINGS LIKE THAT.

>> James: GO ON.

>> MY, WHEN MY CAT WAS UPSET BECAUSE I WAS TRAVELING A LOT, I

WASN'T HOME, I WOULD BE LAYING THERE WATCHING TV AND SHE WOULD

COME AND NUZZLE AND LAY ON TOP OF ME AND I WOULD THINK OH SHE'S

BEING SO CUTE, HOW ADORABLE.

SHE WOULD LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND THEN SUDDENLY I WOULD FEEL

SOMETHING REALLY WARM IN MY LAP.

SHE WOULD PEE ON ME AND STAIR ME IN THE FACE WHILE SHE DID IT.

>> LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.

>> WELL DOGS ARE JUST ALWAYS READY TO GO, RIGHT THERE.

AND CATS, I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE HAVING A CAT FEELS LIKE HAVING A

ROOMMATE THAT YOU SLEPT WITH ONCE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

AND IT'S ALWAYS AWKWARD.

>> James: THAT IS WHY I PREFER CATS.

BECAUSE DOGS, LIKE FOLLOW YOU AROUND LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CAN WE GO OUT OR SOMETHING OR NOT, IT'S UP TO YOU.

CATS ARE LIKE OKAY, I LIKE IT.

I'M GOING TO NEED MY OWN DOOR, MY OWN DOOR, PUT THE FOOD THERE.

I'M GOING OUT, KEYS, WALL ELEVATOR, PHONE, I'LL BE BACK,

BYE.

THAT IS WHY I QUITE LIKE CATS.

>> I TEND TO THINK CATS ARE KIND OF MONSTERS THOUGH.

>> James: HOW QUU SAY THAT.

BECAUSE IF YOU DO FACE TIME YOUR CAT.

>> I DON'T FACE TIME THE CAT.

I WAS TRYING TO GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER.

THIS WAS EARLY ON IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

HE WAS CLEARLY BORED ASS [BLEEP] WITH EVERYTHING I WAS SAYING.

>> James: BORED OR A CAT.

>> THEY ARE MONSTERS.

THEY HAVE DEMON EYES AND CLAWS THAT RIP THROUGH FLESH AND THEIR

PEA SMELLS LIKE A CHEMICAL FIRE.

AND IT'S NOT THAT-- THEY ARE JUST WAITING FOR TO YOU DIE SO

THEY CAN EAT YOUR FACE.

I'M SERIOUS.

>> James: IT'S TRUE.

>> THEY ARE WAITING.

>> James: IT'S TRUE, 100 PERCENT TRUE.

>> I THINK CATS ARE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT, THEY FEED ON YOUR

LONELINESS TO SURVIVE.

>> James: REG, HAVE YOU GOT A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUEST

THIS EVENING.

>> Reggie: AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO MISS DOBREV.

-- NO, JUST KIDDING.

BECAUSE CATS ARE THE BEST PETS TO HAVE, DO YOU THINK THAT AT

SOME POINT CATS WILL ATTAIN SOME PERFORM FORM OF SENTIENT

INTELLIGENCE THAT WILL SURPASS HUMANS IN SOME WAY AND SOLVE THE

PROBLEM OF PEOPLE BEING RELIANT ON MATERIAL PO

TETION-- POSSESSIONS?

>> WOW.

I THINK THAT CATS REQUEST ACTUALLY SPEAK.

THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO WHEN WE'RE WRONG.

AND THEY ARE FAR SUPERIOR AND THEY DO HAVE THE ANSWER TO THIS

QUESTION.

AND THE SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM.

BUT LIKE THEY SAID, THEY'RE JUST [BLEEP].

THEY DON'T WANT TO TELL US.

>> PERFECT ANSWER.

>> Reggie: I'M AFRAID THAT IS CORRECT.