The most amazing experience

Who would have thought, that it would even be possible!

Such a wonderful experience.. how could it possibly go wrong?

*screaming*

Ohhhhh

We've just recovered...

..from the Pepsi memes

Now, for you guys who don't know, I'm sure a lot of you know already

There's been this video of a man..

being dragged off the aeroplane

Let's.. Let's have a little watch

In case, you haven't seen it

I love this guy, by the way, he's so fucking happy

that he got to keep his seat *laughs* he's like 'yeah I got to keep my seat motherfucker..'

'I don't give a shit'

aww men, yes! Look how happy he is! What the fuck!

In video: *man screaming as pulled from chair*

Literally, dragging him outta his seat

And I know what you're thinking..

'What did he do? Did he offend the crew? Maybe the passengers?'

Maybe he said something really mean? What's happening here is absolutely horrible.

I can't believe it's happening. This is so bizarre! Okay, let me give a bit of better context here.

So, basically, what happens in a lot of airlines - in America especially- as I understand..

Is that they overbook the flights because a tonne of people that book the flights.. don't actually show up

So, a way for company's airlines to make even more money on seats for people who don't show up

Is to sell more tickets, than it exists on the airplane

Everyone, shows up for the fight (it does happen)

And that way, clearly, they can't fly the plane. You know, with people sitting on the floor

So, they have to accommodate these passengers *laughs*

By dragging them the fuck out of the airplane *laughs*

I'm not laughing at him

I'm laughing at how bizarre the situatuion is

Don't get me wrong, what's happening here is horrible

But that wasn't what happened, the reason why they dragged this guy off the plane was because..

United wanted to move some of their crew, some of their employees to another city

so, they didn't overbook it, they just wanted to move their people

*laughs*

so they're like we're going to throw away people that paid for their ticket

You're out

So, what happened was they said, does anyone want to make uhh $400

well, uhh, we'll fly you in tomorrow at 2pm

No one. Absolutely no one takes that offer because who the fuck wants to stay a night in another city

until 2PM

So, then they said they'll select some people at random

And they don't select the first class, by the way, they select whoever paid the lowest first

Four people were selected, and this man did refuse to leave his spot for the United Crew members

And this is what happened

In video:*screams as he is being forcefully removed*

I was so confused about it at first

I was like, how can you throw away someone on the plane if he's already entered

Like, why was he allowed to enter if he's not allowed to enter?

I'm so confused *laughs*

Apparently, they fucking let him back in again. Drag him out.. and he comes running back!

Where did all that blood come from?

That wasn't there before.. What did they do to him?

First of all, flight was from Chicago to Louisville

I looked that up on Google Maps,

It's a short flight, it's like an hour long

It cost £174

But they offered £400 for people to exit?

Why didn't they just book them on a flight, if you need people to go so badly?

It'll be cheaper!

This whole thing could have been avoided!!

As horrible as this event is..

The memes, as always, are delicious

*laughs*

You know, we were blessed with Pepsi

but United..

Thank you!

In video: *audio that I cannot be bothered to type out*

In video: United Nations.. Fuck you!

*laughs*

I love it so much

It's always great, just paying for expensive plane tickets to then getting dragged the fuck out of it

I guess, I guess, they got their employee training video from The Dark Knight

The thing that bothers me the most about this situation is..

it's something I'm thinking constantly about, is if only. IF ONLY

That man.. had a pepsi

This whole thing, could have been resolved instantly.

There would not have been a problem, if he just said-

-Excuse me Sir, I would just like to keep my seat, they say no, he's like..

-well, can I interest you in this pepsi

* laughs*

Ohh my god

So, the memes on Twitter are absolutely amazing

Here we see the exchange that went down with Kylie Jenner

Amazing

United, "If we cannot beat our competitors, we beat our customers"

*laughs*

Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.

We'll seat you. Then we'll beat you.

This is some great PR. This is some excellent PR

I do have a feeling that uhh United is not gonna face this problem any longer

You know? I have a feeling there's not gonna be too many overbookings any longer

Luckily

Oh I love this one

*laughs*

*reads screen*

Now, the thing is the CEO of United made a statement

It reads like this

*reads screen again*

No, no

Oh sorry, that wasn't it.

He made a completely different statement, basically the equivalent of a Youtuber apology

*laughs*

Trust me, I know

Basically saying, well I'm sorry it's your fault

The CEO of United, god bless you!

Amazing

He basically -- I'm quoting directly-- I apologise for having to re-accommodate these customers

There was also a leaked email coming from the CEO of United

Basically, uhh, showing no sign of remorse or empathy

For the situation

*reads screen*

That we studied from the Dark Knight

From the Dark Knight movie

*reads*

He came from Pepsi

Our lord and saviour

Why don't you ask this guy.. and what he thinks about this statement

Airlines are all fucked

Okay?

Some of them, are just more fucked than others

Clearly, United is now apart of that list

I think everyone who has flown somewhat frequently has had a bad experience

I've had a similar experience like this - I didn't get beaten

Okay

I had a connecting flight once

The flight was delayed but I made it to the terminal in time

Before they even started boarding the plane

But they refused to let me on the flight because they thought that since the plane was delayed-

-that I wouldn't make it

So they had, without telling me, or without doing anything, they just booked me on another flight

And so, seeing everyone just getting on the plane

When I'm just like, why aren't you letting me on the plane?

It's one of the most frustrating things I ever had to deal with

When I was gonna visit Marzia

The first time we dated

And I was just so annoyed that I wouldn't make it to her in time

I understand this guy refusing to leave

He paid for the ticket, he bought the ticket

You can't sell someone something that you don't have

That's fraud

If you ask me what United did, is fraud!

I hope this guy gets reimbursed for what happened

and no, I'm not talking 400$

in money, that most likely you have to spend at the airport

or in new plane tickets

Alright, that was this video

Let me know if you enjoyed! Leave a like if you did!

I'll see you tomorrow with another one

Stay awesome bros