字幕表 動画を再生する
-[stadium announcer speaks indistinctly]
And that's a base hit.
-(Midget Apple) Ah, it sure is nice
to get out of the kitchen for some fresh air.
-♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪
♪ Take me out to the... ♪
LOUD! -Ow!
My nonexistent ears. -[laughs]
-(umpire) Strike three! You're out!
-You hear that, fellas? The game's over.
[others cheer]
-Uh... what are they so excited about?
-Everyone's favorite time has finally arrived: snack time.
-Whoo-hoo! I love snacks!
Wait... where are they?
I don't see any snacks.
-[evil laughter]
-(all) Whaa!
-Yes! The greatest day of my life!
[fruit react in disgust and confusion]
-Yeah. Snack time's the best.
-Hold on. They WANT to be picked?
What kind of Kool-Aid are they drinking?
-Nobody's drinking the Kool-Aid and that's the problem. [sobs]
Wait- woo - hoo
-Wow.
-I hope I get picked next.
-I hope I get picked next.
-I hope I get picked next.
-I hope I get picked next.
If you believe it, you can become it.
-Uh, yeah. Could someone remind me
why everyone's so excited to die a horrific death again?
-Being consumed as a snack
is the highest honor a food or drink
could ever hope to achieve.
But sadly, no one ever picks me, Prune Juice.
-Why not?
-I don't know. I'm healthy.
I've got vitamins. I'm in tip-top shape.
I'll even keep you regular.
-How do you taste?
-Terrible. -Whoo-hoo!
-[gulping] -Yeah, oh yeah, that's it, yeah!
-If only that could be me. -Chin up, Pruney.
If you want to get chosen,
I'm sure you "can" do it. [laughs]
[drinker belches, can groans]
-Steve... how was it?
-It was everything I had hoped it would be...
and more. [dying choke]
-Blast! I knew it.
I need to make myself a little bit more appealing somehow.
You know, perhaps I could mix a little bit of extra sugar in me.
Or maybe get some more slightly colorful packaging.
-Go, Prune Juice!
-I just want to be chosen so badly.
-As bad as you taste? 'Cause that's pretty bad. [laughs]
-You're right. -Aw, don't cry, Pruney.
You'll get all wrinkly...er.
At least you're healthy, right? -[growls]
What's the point of being healthy
if no one wants to eat you?
I mean, we're foods. That's the entire point.
-Hey! Hey, Pruney! -Yeah?
-Hand. -[evil laughter]
-One final hand and I think it's coming for me.
-Nah, it's probably coming for me.
-I suppose there is one benefit to being healthy.
-And what's that?
-I'm so healthy, I can do this. [fizzes]
Yes. Yes. -Whoa.
-Whoa! -Whoa!
-This is everything I've ever wanted and more.
Oh-oh, that kinda hurts. -Yaah!
-I'm sure it's gonna get-- better!
-Oh!!
-Why did I ever wish for this to happen?
Aah! [crush!]
-[groans in disappointment] Too bad.
I'm really "crushed" to see him go. [laughs]
-Dude, come on. -Sorry.
Too "prune"? [laughs]
Captioned by StreamCaptions.com Timeline by "奇祥ChikuND"