字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -[stadium announcer speaks indistinctly] And that's a base hit. -(Midget Apple) Ah, it sure is nice to get out of the kitchen for some fresh air. -♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪ ♪ Take me out to the... ♪ LOUD! -Ow! My nonexistent ears. -[laughs] -(umpire) Strike three! You're out! -You hear that, fellas? The game's over. [others cheer] -Uh... what are they so excited about? -Everyone's favorite time has finally arrived: snack time. -Whoo-hoo! I love snacks! Wait... where are they? I don't see any snacks. -[evil laughter] -(all) Whaa! -Yes! The greatest day of my life! [fruit react in disgust and confusion] -Yeah. Snack time's the best. -Hold on. They WANT to be picked? What kind of Kool-Aid are they drinking? -Nobody's drinking the Kool-Aid and that's the problem. [sobs] Wait- woo - hoo -Wow. -I hope I get picked next. -I hope I get picked next. -I hope I get picked next. -I hope I get picked next. If you believe it, you can become it. -Uh, yeah. Could someone remind me why everyone's so excited to die a horrific death again? -Being consumed as a snack is the highest honor a food or drink could ever hope to achieve. But sadly, no one ever picks me, Prune Juice. -Why not? -I don't know. I'm healthy. I've got vitamins. I'm in tip-top shape. I'll even keep you regular. -How do you taste? -Terrible. -Whoo-hoo! -[gulping] -Yeah, oh yeah, that's it, yeah! -If only that could be me. -Chin up, Pruney. If you want to get chosen, I'm sure you "can" do it. [laughs] [drinker belches, can groans] -Steve... how was it? -It was everything I had hoped it would be... and more. [dying choke] -Blast! I knew it. I need to make myself a little bit more appealing somehow. You know, perhaps I could mix a little bit of extra sugar in me. Or maybe get some more slightly colorful packaging. -Go, Prune Juice! -I just want to be chosen so badly. -As bad as you taste? 'Cause that's pretty bad. [laughs] -You're right. -Aw, don't cry, Pruney. You'll get all wrinkly...er. At least you're healthy, right? -[growls] What's the point of being healthy if no one wants to eat you? I mean, we're foods. That's the entire point. -Hey! Hey, Pruney! -Yeah? -Hand. -[evil laughter] -One final hand and I think it's coming for me. -Nah, it's probably coming for me. -I suppose there is one benefit to being healthy. -And what's that? -I'm so healthy, I can do this. [fizzes] Yes. Yes. -Whoa. -Whoa! -Whoa! -This is everything I've ever wanted and more. Oh-oh, that kinda hurts. -Yaah! -I'm sure it's gonna get-- better! -Oh!! -Why did I ever wish for this to happen? Aah! [crush!] -[groans in disappointment] Too bad. I'm really "crushed" to see him go. [laughs] -Dude, come on. -Sorry. Too "prune"? [laughs] Captioned by StreamCaptions.com Timeline by "奇祥ChikuND"