Name: 悪役パブ - バトルへ！... (Villain Pub - To Battle!!!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:46:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 40 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Uhh.. How long have those two been at it?

The lightsaber was a far more elegant weapon.

Oh right! Buzz, buzz, voom, voom, whack, whack!

No, I mean real battle. Not washed up sci-fi slap fights!

Battles between armies of fearsome foes like in my day.

Battles that cause nations to tremble, skies to darken,

Hey.. Come on guys I was really building up to something there...

So, Khan. He Who Must Not Be Named here says there are no more good battles anymore.

Well, there was that time I completely humiliated Kirk on Kronos.

Wait, you don't mean that time you just stood there letting him pound on you.

Well, I had just defeated about 50 Klingon warriors.

But, that's not battle. I'd never let the hero get away with hitting me.

And then I'd point my wand really hard at him shooting green magic at him until--

It's more fun to take a beating to let the hero know he can't hurt you.

Which reminds me, do you wanna know how I got these scars??

No. I prefer to utterly destroy my enemies.

You mean like that time when you failed to utterly destroy a tiny baby?

Hmm, well maybe if I was a superior being with super blood then I wouldn't have anything to worry about.

Maybe super blood would have kept you from turning into wind-blown flakes when you lost.

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Rfsfsfs! Excuse me, I have to get back to work.