LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A

GOLDEN GLOBE-, EMMY-, AND TONY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR, BUT HIS

MOST IMPRESSIVE HARDWARE IS HIS ADAMANTIUM CLAWS.

HE'S BACK AS WOLVERINE IN "LOGAN."

>> WHO'S THIS?

THE GUY TELLING YOU TO GET BACK IN YOUR NICE TRUCK AND GO

PLAY OAK OAKY DICKHEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE.

>> LOOKS LIKE HE HAS MUSCLE.

THAT WAY.

FRIEND OF MINE.

WITH A BIG MOUTH.

I HEAR THAT A LOT.

YOU PROBABLY HEAR THIS, TOO ( GUN RACKED )

>> MORE THAN I WOULD LIKE.

YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE AND YOU WILL START WALKING AWAY.

>> I HAVE RIGHTS.

ONE.

I HAVE A LAWYER, NOW.

TWO, THREE.

AH, AH -- YOU ALL RIGHT, BOSS?

KNOW THE DRILL.

GET THEEL HE'LL OUT OF HERE.

>> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME, HUGH JACKMAN!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, MAN!

>> Stephen: YOU JUST DID THE REAL MOVIE STAR ENTRANCE.

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> Stephen: MOVIE STARS HAVE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ENTRANCE THAN

EVERYBODY ELSE.

>> REALLY?

>> Stephen: THEY TAKE THE MOMENT, STAND OVER THERE,

ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE FIRST.

UMA THURMAN DID THE SAME THING.

YOU'RE A TRUE MOVIE STAR.

>> I HAVE TO THANK YOU PUBLICLY.

WE HOSTED AN EVENT IN CENTRAL PARK.

>> Stephen: I HAVE A PICTURE.

YES.

>> Stephen: THIS IS GLOBAL CITIZEN.

>> LIGHT AS A FEATHER, BY THE WAY, LIGHT AS A FEATHER.

>> Stephen: WE CO-HOSTED, YOU HAD A LONG TRENCH COAT ON YOUR

SHOULDER.

>> I CAME OUT FROM WAY TO STAGE LEFT ONLY TO DISCOVER MY

EYESIGHT HAS GOTTEN BAD.

I SAID, COULD YOU READ IT?

I STOOD THERE THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE YOU COVERED FOR ME.

I NOW HAVE CONTACT LENSES.

SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

>> Stephen: I GOT YOUR BACK, YOU CARRIED ME ON YOUR BACK.

>> YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THE THING I FIND

HUMBLING IS WE REHEARSED THIS ONCE IN THE STUDIO, AND I GOT ON

HIS SHOULDERS, AND I WAS AFRAID, I DON'T KNOW WHY, I WAS GOING TO

HURT YOUR SHOULDERS BY SITTING ON THEM.

BUT WHEN I GOT OFF, I LIMPED AWAY FROM BEING ON YOUR

SHOULDERS.

OUR WIVES WERE THERE.

MY WIFE SAID, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HURT YOUR LEG SITTING ON HIS

SHOULDERS?

( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS LIKELY HUMBLING.

( APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: ADAMANTIUM CLAUSE?

THIS IS A BASAL CELL CARCINOMA, AT LEAST FORM OF SKIN

CANCER.

WEAR SUNSCREEN.

GET CHECKUPS.

BUT I'M ALL FINE.

WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE OZONE LAYER.

I THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT SUNSCREEN.

I DON'T EVER REMEMBER MY PARENTS PUTTING IT ON ME.

MAYBE THEY DID.

>> Stephen: WE RUBBED OIL ON OURSELVES.

>> A LOOF OUTTHAT -- A LOT OF THAT.

GET BURNED AND PEELED AND THAT WAS YOUR LOOK.

>> Stephen: BURN YOU, PEEL YOU, THEY WOULD MAKE YOU INTO A

BOOK.

( LAUGHTER ) I HEARD YOU WERE 13 WHEN YOU

FIRST DECIDED YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A LIFE IN THE THEATER.

>> OH, WOW.

>> Stephen: OKAY, IS THAT A TRUE STORY?

>> KIND OF.

MY FATHER WAS CONVERTED BY BILLY GRAHAM AT A REVIVAL BEFORE I WAS

BORN.

I WAS BROUGHT UP IN THE CHURCH AND WE WENT TO A REVIVAL

MEETING.

I WAS ABOUT 13 AND I REMEMBER LOOKING UP AT THIS MINISTER.

HE WAS UP ON STAGE HAVING A VERY, VERY STRONG SENSE I WOULD

ONE DAY BEING ON A STAGE IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: DID YOU THINK MAYBE YOU WERE GOING TO BE A

PREACHER?

>> AT THE TIME I THOUGHT MAYBE A PREACHER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

JUST A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT RELIGION, LIKE COMIC BOOKS.

>> Stephen: WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT THERE WAS ANOTHER OPTION?

A LOT OF PEOPLE -- PEOPLE DON'T KNOW YOU, NECESSARILY, AS A

BRILLIANT STAGE ACTOR BECAUSE THEY KNOW UH YOU FROM ALL THE

MOVIES.

>> I'VE DONE IT SINCE FIVE.

I DID CAMELOT WHEN I WAS FIVE.

>> Stephen: LANCELOT?

THE KING.

>> Stephen: OH, SORRY.

HAD THE CROWN, DIDN'T QUITE FIT.

I REMEMBER HALFWAY THROUGH THE SONG THE CROWN FELL LITERALLY

OVER MY FACE.

FOR HALF A SECOND, I WAS MORTIFIED.

JUST EMBARRASSINGLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

EVERYONE LAUGHED AND I THOUGHT, IT'S ALL GOOD, DOESN'T MATTER.

THAT'S SORT OF WHEN I GOT HOOKED, WHEN I WAS FIVE.

>> Stephen: ONE OF THE REASONS I GOT HOOKED ON COMEDY IS

BECAUSE I HAD DONE DRAMA FOR YEARS AND I FOUND OUT IF YOU'RE

DOING COMEDY, AND YOU (BLEEP) EVERYTHING UP, YOU STILL GET A

LAUGH.

I THOUGHT, THIS IS FOR ME.

( LAUGHTER ) >> WHEN I MET YOU AND YOUR

FAMILY, YOUR SON FOUND YOU FUNNY.

I REMEMBER THAT.

I REMEMBER HIM LAUGHING, YOU TELLING JOKES AND YOUR WIFE AND

SON WERE LAUGHING.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS AMAZING, LIKE NORMALLY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS, RIGHT?

IT IS AMAZING.

>> WE HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THE SHOW.

I LAUGH AT THEM, TOO.

YEAH.

>> Stephen: I REMEMBER MY SON HAVING A FRIEND COME OVER, HE

WAS ABOUT 13, AND THE GUY WAS PEPPERING HIM WITH WOLVERINE

QUESTIONS.

MY SON SAID NOTHING AND I'M IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR AND I SAID,

LISTEN, MY DAD IS NOTHING LIKE WOLVERINE, HE IS NOT TOUGH OR

COOL.

DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING MORE ABOUT IT.

>> Stephen: MY KIDS ARE COOL.

I STEAL JOKES FROM THEM ALL THE TIME.

I STOLE THIS JOKE FROM MY SON, MITCH McCONNELL HAD BEEN MADE

SENATE MAJORITY LEADER.

MY WIFE AND I WERE TALKING IN THE FRONT SEAT AND MY SON IN THE

BACK SEAT GOES, MITCH McCONNELL!

SHA THE SAME MITCH McCONNELL I'VE NEVER HEARD OF?

( LAUGHTER ) >> VERY GOOD!

>> Stephen: I WAS, LIKE, STOLEN!

STOLEN!

WE'LL TAKE A BREAK AND BE BACK WITH MORE HUGH JACKMAN.

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!