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- She's always taking pictures of me,
and I'm always taking pictures of her.
This is one that you took--
I actually really love this picture.
She took a picture--Charlie, my cat, that I'm in love with
was--I was laying out on a lounge chair and--
and she decided to shield my eyes from the sun.
- Yes. - Because I took my hat off
and it was really sweet of her, so Portia took that picture.
- Yeah, 'cause she's oh, so helpful and never annoying.
I mean, this cat, like wakes you up all night long
meowing in your face. - She's vocal.
She's a vocal cat. - She's very vocal
and she scratches to get under the covers.
- She likes to--what she likes to do is
she needs to have me spoon her,
so until I lift the covers up and she gets right in there,
she will not be happy.
So she's, like, "Meow!" in my face.
- And mine all night long. - Right.
But you wouldn't mind it if Augie did that to you
because you're in love with Augie.
- Well, but Augie, I mean, he's perfect, and--
- Look at that. - Look at him.
- And look at Charlie. You're ignoring her,
and hugging him.
- But--but he's so--he snores, but just very lightly.
- He snores and he sleeps with his tongue
hanging out of his mouth, too. - Yes, he does.
- It's really cute. So here's what--here's what I do
and I take pictures of Portia all the time because...
- Oh, God. - She's pretty.
And so I'll just look over... - Is that why?
- And I have my phone, and I'll just go,
"Oh, that's a good pi--," you're just pretty,
and I'll just take a picture, but sometimes she has hair--
because her hair is very, very thick,
so there are hairstyles that occur
that I just go, "I have to take a picture of this."
So I'm gonna show a bunch of-- this is the first one
I'd like to share.
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- That's--I think we're hiking right there.
All right, here's another one.
Look at that. - Oh, my God.
- That's just waking up in the morning
'cause I guess it was the night before
you had a style or something.
All right, here's another one.
There's--that's the back of her head.
- That's post-massage, guys. - That's post-massage.
Look at the front. That's the back.
There's the front.
- I cannot believe-- - All right, so here's--
Come on. There's more.
Here's another one. - What the hell?
- That's--I mean, she's just sitting there.
- Oh, my gosh. - I have to take a picture
when her--she has no idea her hair looks like that.
What else do I have?
- That-- - Oh, come on. I'm sick.
- You're sick. No, you were sick there.
You can tell. - That's awful.
You were sick. And then, that was in Africa.
- Well, I didn't have a hat.
- But then you like to do that a lot.
I took another picture and you take to--
you always like to cover your head and it's cute.
- Well-- - And then the last one I have
is you were bored. That's actually a necklace.
- Okay, I can explain that.
It was a necklace around my-- and I put it on my face
because I was-- it relaxed me.
- No, because you were bored. - It's 'cause I was bored.
- I just walked in the room and she was laying like that.
I said, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I'm bored."
And I'm, like, "So you just put your necklace on your--," so...
- By the way, it's, like, I am just sitting on a sofa
watching TV, and I see this phone just kind of...
- Yep. - I mean,
she takes picture constantly. - And it came in handy.
Look at that, everybody enjoyed it.
- For you. You know there's something called Instagram.
- Okay, we're gonna--yeah. - I'll get you back.
- Bring it on. - I swear to God.
- Bring it on. - I can't believe that.