Name: 政治的に正しくなる方法! (How to be Politically Correct!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:45:26.000Z
Duration: 6 min 21 s
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and I am currently attending the University of College State

where I am majoring in Political Correctness

so you know that I know what I'm talking about.

I can tell you exactly what is considered offensive and what isn't.

I mean I've taken all the classes on political correctness such as

I've even taken an advance class on the subject called

reading news articles that other people write

to tell me how I should feel about controversial topics 205」.

I'm gonna be teaching you how to be the most politically correct you've ever been.

Welcome to how to be politically correct.

For those of you what don't know what that means,

Basically means to avoid offending people

Because we all know offending someone's feelings

The first lesson in being PC is to avoid the trendy topics.

The chances are you should probably avoid that topic

Because all of a sudden everybody really cares about it now.

Here's an example of a trendy controversial topic

And the devil, and fire, and pimple's that aren't ready to be popped yet.

Well I think they're right for not putting Christmas on the cups.

Well I'm not a Christian and if they did have Christmas designs on the cups then that infringing on my First Amendment Right of Freedom of Religion.

How dare you say something so un-American!

The vast majority of Americans - *Shouting match ensues*

How dare you - *Shouting match continues*

See? It might seem like a silly petty argument,

But since it was trending in the news it's really important now.

If you really want to be PC, avoid the trendy topics.

You know what, you're worse than both of us!

Yeah by keeping quiet, you're part of the problem! Yeah, you're not doing anything to help.

But this painting is so offensive I don't know why-

The next lesson in being PC is no more jokes.

I mean, you might think that some jokes are not that bad, but in 2017, ALL JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE!

Hey, you want to hear this joke I just read?

Ok, so three guys walk into the bar right?

Didn't know you guys were against women's rights.

Well then it's sexist. Why are there no women? Women go to bars too!

Oh, it's just a joke? What, women aren't funny enough to be a part of your little joke?

Three WOMEN - Good! - walk into the bar in the middle of the day, right?.

Now you're saying that all women are alcoholics ya bunch of misogynists!

Are you implying that all chickens are cowards?

Or that somehow ducks are above chickens in some way?

Because ducks and chickens are equal, ok?

And people like you who support duck supremacy are part of the problem.

What are you talking about? I don't see how this is offensive.

You don't see it because you're a little privileged duck-boy who grew up in the safety of your little ranch.

We get drugs, GMO's forced into us at the mills.

We're forced to watch each other get slaughtered just for food?

Yeah, they do. But tell me, how often do you come across ducks eggs at the supermarket, huh?

How often do you pass by a fast food chain called KFD?

But right now, chicken lives, those are the lives that are in danger. And that's what's trending.

What do you call someone with no cell phone?

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