♪ If you fail you'll know who's... at... fault

♪ Of a vehicular... a...ssault

♪ As you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz

♪ Gas! Shift! Brake! (ooh...)

♪ Drinking coffee's a big... mi... stake

♪ Try not to plunge into... ze... lake

♪ Ven you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz - I'm okay!

♪ Use two hands when you steer here

♪ Then check in ze mirror

♪ Vat you see may be nearer

♪ Don't lay on ze horn!

♪ See ze traffic cop bossing

♪ Pedestrians crossing

♪ Never drive ven you're flossing

♪ You'll wish you vwren't born!

♪ Belt... your... self

♪ Only vay to protect... your... health

♪ Leave your friends all your hard-earned... wealth

♪ If you croak ven you're boldly embarking

♪ And parallel parking

♪ And acing ze written-

♪ Look out for that kitten!

♪ No time for high-fiving

♪ You're barely surviving

♪ The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz!