A jet-powered rocket ski

Candace: On the second day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Isabella: On the third day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Jeremy: On the fourth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

A silver guitar

Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: On the fifth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

The entire Tri-State Area!

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Baljeet: On the sixth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

A kiss from a girl

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State Area... Or at least a large portion of it. I don't...I don't want to get too greedy.

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Buford: On the seventh day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State... You know what, how about just two of the three states? That's fair, right? Deal?

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Major Monogram: On the eighth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

Promotion to colonel

Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: One single state! I feel like I was overreaching before. Just...just one state area will be fine. Go on with the song.

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers! Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the ninth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

(Perry chatters)

Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel

Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Five golden rings! Y'know, I had to sing it that way at least once. It's tradition... and I'm traditional.

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers! Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the tenth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

Carl: A job that pays me money

(Perry chatters)

Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel

Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet. Is it... is it too late to change mine?

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS! Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Vanessa: On the eleventh day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

My own set of wheels Carl: A job that pays me money

(Perry chatters)

Major Monogram:: Promotion to colonel

Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year. It's insane!

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS... Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS... Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the twelfth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me

Ferb: (spoken) One line of dialogue Vanessa: My own set of wheels

Carl: A job that pays me money

(Perry chatters)

Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel

Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: How about just some almond brittle? It's a realistic request, right?

Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches

Candace: Ah, forget it!

All: And a jet-powered rocket ski!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ...inator!