Another year over Where do they go to?

It's a mystery Now it's December

So much to remember Before Christmas Eve

I'm already late and my train is delayed

Disruptions on the line I race into work

and the place is berserk Yes it's Christmas time

I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family

But right now I don't have time to breathe

The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic There's a queue for the queue

A granny's taking her time at the front of the line

"Ninety one, ninety two" (Granny counting)

There's a party at work And the manager's twerkin'

Inappropriately To top off the day

Another train is delayed It's a catastrophe

Christmas Time is here (revellers singing) I'd like to spend the time with the

ones I love so dear

I'm tryin' to find the greatest gift I can give my family

I don't have time there's only one of me

Tell me how do people do it all? I'll never get it done

If only there were a way to be In two places at once

Wait! That gives me an idea! (Dave talking)

If I wasn't alone What if I had a clone

I could do so much more It would all be a breeze

With a couple more mes I'd have time galore

I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family

The greatest gift I can give is ME!

Now I can meet with the boss And empty out my inbox all simultaneously

Leaving me time to spend With my family and friends

Where I want to be

I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family

The greatest gift I can give is me!

I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family

The greatest gift I can give is me!

I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family

The greatest gift I can give The greatest gift I can give ...is me!