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  • Hi, guys.

  • This is Norman Luboff.

  • Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

  • Ronnie's a very bad person.

  • Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

  • Did you buy my album?

  • It's really good.

  • Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

  • So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

  • comments about how Ronnie's rude.

  • Instead, buy my record.

  • It's really good,

  • and I'm really cool.

  • Hey, guess what, Norman?

  • So this guy's really old, he's...

  • This was made...

  • Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

  • This is actually made...

  • I can't find a date.

  • I'll find a date on this guy.

  • So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

  • If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

  • if you don't want to learn about sex,

  • or if you're a child and your momma and daddy don't want

  • you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

  • Are you still with me, then?

  • Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

  • A is for apple, B is for...

  • I don't know.

  • I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

  • This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

  • If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

  • the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

  • A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

  • B is for "boner" and "chubby".

  • "Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

  • "Dickhead" has two meanings.

  • One, it means the top of your penis.

  • The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

  • You can say: "You're a dickhead."

  • You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

  • So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

  • "Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

  • A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

  • somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

  • "facial" is jizz on the face.

  • "Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

  • It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

  • H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

  • I is for "it".

  • When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

  • "Do you want to do it?"

  • And "it" just means sex.

  • "Jizz" we've already been through.

  • "Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

  • K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

  • K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

  • A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

  • so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

  • M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

  • N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

  • N is a verb and it means to have sex.

  • "Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

  • which is the same as jerk off.

  • "Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

  • Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

  • Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

  • R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

  • S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

  • "Tap that ass"

  • just means to have sex, doesn't it?

  • "Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

  • The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

  • Ladies, be careful.

  • V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

  • W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

  • get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

  • It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

  • "Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

  • So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

  • [laughs]

  • -god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

  • Love it.

  • "Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

  • really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

  • Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

  • like Asian people.

  • "Zeppelins".

  • You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

  • "Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

  • We can't forget the number "69".

  • You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

  • Check it out later.

  • Adios.

  • I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

  • I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

  • A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

  • A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

  • in a hole in the wall.

  • Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

  • sometimes there's an anus.

  • So the next time you're going to the toilet,

  • watch out for the hole.

Hi, guys.

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