These rules will keep you safe as well as those around you.

These rules will keep you safe as well as those around you.

If I see anyone breaking these rules you will be immediately asked to leave the lab.

Also, when you enter the lab on Tuesday there will be a quick quiz on these rules.

So, pay attention!

Slasher is here to help me review these rules with you.

Let's begin.

When beginning a lab, what is the first thing you should do?

Sharpen your blades!

No, no, no!

First, you have to read the lab directions several times.

Then, if you have any doubt about any of the instructions you should ask the lab instructor.

What should we do about food in the lab?

Kill your food before bringing it to the lab.

No, no, no!

There is no food or drink of any kind allowed in the lab.

What can you have out on your desk?

Hopefully, a chainsaw.

Never.

You must always keep your lab areas neat and tidy.

The only things allowed out on lab tables are lab manuals and science notebooks.

What should you do during the lab?

Whatever you want. It is lab time not class time!

What is wrong with you.

Lab time is not play time.

You should be on task at all times.

What important rules do we need follow to prevent getting sick or injured in lab?

Stay away from my blade! (chainsaw revving)

That is true...

But you also have a couple other things to keep in mind.

You should never reach across a flame.

Never eat or drink from any glassware from the lab.

And never wear any open-toed shoes such as sandals and flip-flops.

Should independent experiments be conducted?

Yes, of course!

Independent experiments are wonderful...

but there are a few things to keep in mind.

I must authorize all experiment designs before they begin.

Never begin an experiment without permission from me first.

What should we keep in mind when mixing chemicals?

It should be done often because the results could be explosive!

You are right about one thing, the results may be explosive.

You should never mix chemicals are are not told specifically to mix.

Along with explosive the results may be toxic.

What should we do at the end of a lab?

Run out of the classroom as fast as possible and lie in wait for possible victims. (chainsaw revving)

That is never acceptable.

At the end of a lab first turn everything off.

Then you must clean up your area and put everything away.

You must also thoroughly wash your hands after every lab.

No students will be dismissed until the lab is neat and orderly.

You have not been helpful today Slasher.

But is there anything you would like to add to maintain safety in the lab.

I think you about covered it.

After this I think I will stick to what I am good at, chasing silly college kids in horror movies.

Make sure to look for my next release. (chainsaw revving)

I sure will.

For everyone else watching review these rules.

There will be a short quiz when you get to lab on Tuesday.

I will see everybody then.