and you knew you'd be safe because he was the best man

君を幸せにしてくれる男の人を

and he was going to keep you happy

連れてっていいとしたら

if it was between me and your father, who would you take?

君のパパと僕 どっちを選ぶ？

My daddy

パパかな

I think you're wrong about that

僕の方がいいのに

Hello this is Lee

もしもし リーですが

What happened to my brother?

弟に何が？

So that 'The' Lee Chandler

彼が君の甥だ

I don't understand

弟の息子の？

Which part are you having trouble with?

保護者になって欲しい

Well I can't be his guardian

無理だよ

Well, your brother provided for your nephew's upkeep

弟さんが金銭的に援助してくれる

I think the idea was that you would relocate

住居を移すことが必要だ

Relocate...to where?

引っ越す…どこに？

Well...if you look

書類を見れば

Here?

どこ？

It was my impression that you'd spent a lot of time here

保護者として 一緒に住まないと

Hi sweetheart

ハーイ スウィートハート

I'm just a backup

僕に押し付けたんだ

Lee

リー

Nobody can appreciate what you've been through

いろいろ悔しい想いもあると思う

and if you really feel you can't take this on

本当に難しいなら

I mean... that's your right

断る権利もある

Where we going... to the orphanage?

孤児院にでも行く？

Shut up

うるさい

Just get in the car

車に乗るんだ

Can't obey your orders until you unlock the door

ドア開けてから命令してよね

Whatever you decide, he can always stay with us if he wants to come up weekends

週末くらいなら 預かってもいいが

Do you wanna be his guardian?

保護者になるかい？

Well...

それは…

He doesn't wanna be my guardian for christ sakes...

この人には無理だよ

We're trying to lose some kids at this point

うちはもう手一杯なんだ

Hello?

もしもし？

Hello? Lee?

リーなの？

I just wanted to call and say I'm sorry

謝りたくて

How's Patrick doing?

パトリックはどう？

He doesn't really open up with me

まだ心を開いてくれない

Do you actually have sex with these girls?

この女の子達と付き合ってるのか？

Strictly basement business

地下だけの関係って言うか

What does that mean?

つまり？

Means I'm working on it

女の子ってややこしくて

You don't wanna be my guardian? That's fine with me

保護者になりたくないんだろ？

It's not that, it's just the logistics.

そう簡単にはいかないんだ

All my friends are here

友達はみんなここにいる

I got two girlfriends, and I'm in a band

二人も彼女いるし、 バンドもやってる

You're a janitor in Quincy

あんた清掃業だろ？

What the hell do you care where you live?

どこだってできるだろ

I've said a lot of terrible things to you

ひどい事たくさん言ったわね

My heart was broken

心が壊れてたの

And I know yours is broken too.

あなたの心もそうでしょ？

No, you don't understand, there's nothing...

君にはわからない

It's not true

ウソよ

I think there's something wrong with me

僕どうしちゃったんだろ

Do you want me to call your friends?

友達呼ぼうか？

I don't know!

ほっといて

What do you want me to do?

何をして欲しい？

I'm not going to bother you

何もしない

I'm just gonna sit here until you calm down

落ち着くまでいるだけだ

Alright, I'm calmer now

もう落ち着いたから

Would you please just go away

一人にしてよ

No

ダメだ

It's not a shark!

サメじゃないよ！

Come on! Pull it up!

釣り上げるぞ！

It's not a shark!

サメじゃないってば！