Rory: And hot dogs.

Lorelai: Ugh. Last night's a blur.

Rory: And what did we end up watching?

Lorelai: Uh, was it "Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear" or... "Co-Ed Call Girl?"

Rory: No, I'd remember if we'd rocked a Spelling.

Lorelai: Hey, they should make a Lifetime movie out of that Poor Tori Spelling falling at Benihana.

Lorelai: "Teppanyaki: Grill of Death."

Lorelai: We have limited time; should we skip the town tour?

Rory: We can't skip the town tour.

Lorelai: Well, we'll keep it short.

There's a debate going on whether or not to take the phone booth out.

Rory: Well, where would Superman change when he comes to save our town from Ben Affleck?

Lorelai: I made the same excellent point.

Luke: I'm not making tater tots.

Lorelai: Why not?

Rory: We need sustenance!

Luke: You're eating tacos!

Lorelai: They're organic.

Luke: Ah, and I saw you grab those mini doughnuts; put them down right now.

Lorelai: [GASP] Mom?

Emily: Oh, yes. Isn't it wonderful?

Rory: It's...

Lorelai: It's...

Rory: ...the whole wall!

Rory: This is my time, to be...rootless.

Emily: And you're okay with this vagabond existence she's leading?

Lorelai: She's Jack Kerouac. She's "On the Road"-ing it. Pass the peyote.

Emily: And after you pass the peyote, what bathroom will you use to throw up in?

Kirk: [CRUNCH] Mmm. Delicious.

Emily: Explain to me again who that person is?

Lorelai: Oh, that I could.

Lorelai: I thought I knew exactly what I wanted, where I was going,

but lately, I don't know. Things seem hazier.

Lorelai: We're happy, Luke and I are. Happy.

Emily: I don't know how to do this.

I was married for fifty years. Half of me is gone.

Emily: I'm de-cluttering my life. If it brings you joy, you keep it, and if it doesn't, out it goes.

Emily: No joy.

Lorelai: He's taking the dining room chairs.

Emily: They don't bring me joy.

Rory: I'm feeling very lost these days.

I have no job; I have no credit. I have no underwear!

Jess: What?

Rory: "I could have been a contender."

Jess: You're still a contender.

Taylor: Wow, are we excited about this?

All: Wow, are we excited about this?

Taylor: No, uh people, the repeating part is over.

Michel: I live for moments like this.

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Lorelai and Sooki: [SCREAM]

Sooki: Wow, that was pornographic.

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Lorelai: Haven't done that for a while.

Rory: Felt good.

Lorelai: [LAUGHS]

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