You've recently been hired by the Krusty Krab Restaurant and this is your first official

day of training.

Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

Oh no, you've got a lot to learn before you're ready to make a Krabby Patty.

As you can see by this graph.

Uhm, graph.

You are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom, but it didn't

get that way over night, because the store closes at six.

No the story of the Krusty Krab is a story of one mans hard work, perseverance, vision,

determination, and sweat, but mostly his sweat.

From humble beginnings.

You may think that Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc. has always

been the financial wizard he is today...

and you're right.

(Laughing)

After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a depression that seemed endless, but then

his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home, and with a few minor alterations...

The Krusty Crab was born.

(Baby crying)

Sounds like a lot of (Interrupted) Hoopla!

It sounds like a lot of (Interrupted) Hoopla!

Sounds like a (Interrupted) Hoopla!

Hoopla!

Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right?

Haha, wrong!

The Krusty Krab today.

To keep up with todays demanding customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all

the latest achievements in fast food technology.

This here is an advanced patty control mechanism.

Her you can see our automated money handling system.

Don't touch!

These are your high quality beverage temperature devices.

Imported.

Over here you get your prototype liquid transfer machine and most importantly you get your

state of the art condimental dispersal units.

Now are you gonna buy something or stand there, because there's a standing fee.

All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn't it?

Well luckily for you, Mr. Krab's fear of robot overlords, keeps the balance of technology

in check, but if modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab, than employees are the

liver and gull bladder.

Let's see if you've got what it takes.

Hmm, poise, confident, and a smile that says, "Hello World, may I take your order?"

You've got the makings of a good employee Mr. Squarepants, but for every good employee

there is one who is not so good.

Let's see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes, look carefully at the

"I really wish I weren't here right now!" button.

There's a name for employees like this, but we'll call him, Squidward.

I'm getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krabs?

Sorry, can't hear ya.

Training!

Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?

No, you can't make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase "P.O.O.P."

"P.O.O.P."?

Once you understand "P.O.O.P.", you'll understand your place at the Krusty Krab.

But what does "P.O.O.P." mean, it's actually a carefully organized code.

Watch closely.

People Order Our Patties.

Oh, "P.O.O.P."!

Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands "P.O.O.P."

Here's a typical customer, I wonder what he wants?

Well, if we just remember "P.O.O.P.", we can figure it out.

I'd like to order...

Do you think he's going to order, A: a sofa B: an expensive haircut or C: a patty?

One patty please.

Ahh, "P.O.O.P." you never let us down.

Now that you understand "P.O.O.P."

I bet you think you're ready to make a Krabby Patty?

Krabby Patties.

Haha, not so fast Eager McBeaver, we haven't even talked about...

Personal Hygiene.

Every employee at the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict set of personal Hygiene guidelines.

Okay, Mr. SquarePants, are you ready to prepare for your shift?

A good employee always scrubs his hands thoroghly.

Be sure to get under those fingernails.

And don't forget about the knuckles.

And make sure those palms are squeeky clean.

Alright, let's see those hands.

Now that's thorough, haha.

After making sure your feet are polished, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils,

and your hair is neat and tidy...

you are ready to start the day.

Now let's see how Squidward prepares for his shift.

hu hu haha ha.

(Door Slam) Remember, no employee wants to be a "Squidward"

Now that you're clean and hygienic, I bet you think you're ready to make that "Krabby Patty"?

Ahhhh, I'm ready!

I'm ready!

I'm ready!

Woah there, we still have a few more topics to cover first.

Your work station.

It's important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings, but a clean work station

is only part of the job.

To make the vision in your head a reality, you'll need supplies, and a good employee

always keeps his supplies well organized.

Very nice Mr SquarePants, not a pickle out of place.

Now let's see how Squidward keeps his workstation.

Huh, woah!

Don't worry Squidward, Mr. SquarePants can cover for you.

Now that your work station is up and running perhaps you think you're ready to make the

world famous Krabby Patty.

Ruff, ruff.

Haha calm down, there's plenty of time left.

We have to make sure you're ready for the psychological aspect of the job...

Interfacing with your boss.

Mr. Krabs can I have a raise?

Nope.

Good job Mr. SquarePants.

Can I make a Krabby Patty n(cut off).

Now we move from behind the scene, to the front lines, where we'll examine the most

important aspect of the industry, the customer, or as we like to say "The Krustomer".

Who said that?

Are you a ghost?

Like precious precious blood in an animal, customers are what keeps the Krusty Krab strong

and alive.

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!

Are you gonna order something, or are you just gonna make friends with the panelling?

Uh, I'll have an uh, uh, um.

(Snoring)

Patrick go be stupid somewhere else.

Ah ah ah, Squidward, remember what Mr. Krabs says.

"The money is always right."

The ceiling is right Squidward, you're not a very good employee.

Fine, may I please take your order?

I'll have uh, uhhhhhhhh.

We'll check in with these two later, right now it's important that we discuss an

emergency situation.

Like the lost gold of Atlantis, many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure, and as

with every treasure there's a thief ready to steal it.

So it's up to you to be the watchful eyes of...

What's this?

It's Mr. Krab's business rival, Plankton!

Eat my microscopic dust Krabs, your secret formula is finally mine.

He's stealing the formula, what are you going to do Mr. SquarePants?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You'll never catch me Krabs, not when I shift into "Maximum Overdrive" Hya.

I knew I should have gotten the "Turbo".

Ahhhh!

Here me Krabs, you'll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it from my cold dead...

(Squeaky Sound)

Ahhhh!

And so another emergency is avoided, thanks to Mr. SquarePants.

Let's check in on Squidward again.

Psst, Squidward.

Huh?

Just remember "P.O.O.P."

Patrick if I could just make a suggestion, why don't you just order a Krabby Patty?

Great idea Squidward.

One Krabby Patty please.

Is that for here or to go?

Uhhhhhhhhh.

Hang in there Squidward, it's all part of the job.

Now that we've covered the basics of your training, it's time for the moment you've

been waiting for.

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Preparing the Krabby Patty!

At the center of every great dynasty is the crown jewel which keeps it alive and thriving.

For the Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby Patty.

And now you, the humble employee off the street, the all too necessary human resource that

keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare,

with your very own hands, the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center

that is the Krabby Patty.Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Okay, the secret formula is...