- I remember in fourth grade, everyone had to bring in a box of tissues. I have a strong memory of that. I don't remember learning too much, but I remember I had to bring in my box of tissues. (funk music) - [Voiceover] Explain photosynthesis. - (sighs) I know what this is, I think it's like when a flower... (laughs) - This is when the sun is shining on flowers and things and there's rain and (laughing) this is how things grow. - Plants receive light from the sun and they like, stay alive. - The plant takes in water and sunlight through the cell wall and converts it to energy. (bell dings) - [Voiceover] What are the three branches of government? - God, I should know this. I'm an adult. Dammit. - Judicial, legislative, Obama. - I've been watching a lot of House of Cards but that's not helping. - There's the executive branch, which is the president, the judicial branch, which is the Supreme Court, and then there is the legislative branch, which is the Senate and Congress. (bell dings) - [Voiceover] The American Civil War, when was it? - (laughing) I do not know. - Was that before World War I and II or after? - I don't think it was that early. - 1960s? No, no, no. Maybe it was before. 1930s? - Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. He's a huge asshole, Columbus. - The American Civil War was between 1861 and 1865. (bell dings) - [Voiceover] What is 23 divided by four in mixed numerals? - So, that means... - This is like, how many vodka sodas I can have in one night divided by the number of hours it probably takes for me to metabolize. (muttering) - I feel like I've completely forgotten how to divide things but multiplication's still there, so... - Four, eight, 16, 20, and then if it were 24, it'd be five, obviously. Yeah. No. Six, it'd be six. - 20, wait, yeah. Right. What? Is that right? - Is this the mixed numerals? - It's four and 3/4, right? No, wait, that's not right. - Brunch is \$23, divided by four people. - You finally stumped me with this simple division that a fourth grader would definitely know. - Yeah, it's like five bucks, \$5.10 each, I think. - That's the answer key. Boobless. - Also, just for like, kids watching, college is way easier than the fourth grade. Like, way easier. You like, talk about your opinion and then you leave.
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