Name: ホラー映画が怖くなかったら！ (If Horror Movies Weren't Scary!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:41:31.000Z
Duration: 9 min 13 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Hey, guys! So I watch  a lot of scary movies now,

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and, honestly, I used to hate  them when I was younger.

But now then I started making videos  and realized how fake they are.

Now I actually enjoy them,  but I'm not gonna lie.

In the back of my mind,  whenever I'm watching horror movies,

I want to get scared, but I'm thinking  of all these other random scenarios

Just like every single October, I go  on a horror movie watching spree.

But the majority of the time, I kinda  just ruin the movie for myself

'cause instead of just sitting  there and falling into the story

of the movie, I'm always  looking for other things.

How did they make that? How did they do that effect?

Who made those costumes? I wonder how long that person

had to sit in makeup. I bet this was going to happen.

But the thing that ruins it the most  for me is that when I'm watching

these movies, I'm always  thinking of other scenarios

of how the movie could've went. And because I've been watching

so many horror movies lately, I've been jotting all these ideas down

on my phone, and that's why this video was created.

So for all of you who watch horror movies, I'm sorry, I don't mean to ruin

But on the bright side, for all of you people who hate

scary movies and can't watch them, hopefully you can watch this video

and it'll ruin the horror movies for you the same way it does for me.

So with that being said, this is what horror movies would be like

- Begone, demon! - Give me back my daughter!

You'll never get rid  of me, you filthy priest!

By the name of God, and/or any  other religion that you believe in,

because we respect other people's religion and do not judge...

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you

Sorry, I kinda spilled a little bit on the bed.

All those deaths could've been  avoided if we just used water.

Hold on, this is taking too long. I have a really good idea.

- What? - Remember that one trend we were gonna do?

and we got the demon right here, who volunteered to do the ALS

They say after you watch this tape, someone calls your house and says,

Then a little girl crawls out of your TV and kills you seven days later.

this entire legend sounds really outdated.

You said I have to watch this tape. How am I gonna do that?

I don't have a VCR. Nobody watches tapes anymore.

This little girl needs to upgrade to a DVD, or at least a Blu-ray.

And you said somebody's  gonna call my house?

Nobody can call my house. I don't have a landline.

If anything, she would have to call my cellphone, and I'm not gonna

answer some random phone number! And then you said she's gonna

crawl out of my TV. Nobody watches TV anymore!

Maybe if she crawled out of my laptop. And that's a 15 inch screen

she would have to crawl through. She would have to be really small.

There. Ebola. Now you really have seven days.

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