I have no idea how to start this video,

Usually when I turn the camera on I tell you guys like a little joke, a little anecdote, a little story

I don't have shit.

And since I have no jokes or anecdotes or stories,

Wow.

I have no jokes

Like when do i ever have jokes really though

We're just gonna do the video

We are doing one word suggestiooonnnsss

One word suggestions

Basically I went on twitter and I asked you guys to tweet me one word

And I take that word, and I talk about it in whatever way I want to talk about it because

THIS IS MY CHANNEL and I do what i want

So let's get started

Oooooh do I have a story for you

So recently I've been prefilming a lot of videos

You guys are watching this right now I think in October

But I'm currently filming this video in August

Because what I am actually doing right now is shooting season 2 of Foursome

*screaming* YEEEEEEESSS

b*tch

That's right, I'm a movie star

It's not even a movie

Anyway I'm prefilming videos and for that reason recently I've been having to make a lot of Amazon purchases

So I just wanna talk through my recent Amazon purchases with you guys

"Adult Size Muscle Man Chest Plate"

"Classic Nun Costume"

"Crocs Unisex Classic Clog"

"Emergency Underpants"

54 Rubber Ducks

Fifty four

"Men's You're Busted Cop Costume"

I can honestly make this whole video about my recent Amazon orders

But I'm gonna just stop there

I love how this person tweeted me "supercalifragilisticezzbbaljjdicious"

And then under it said: "and yes it's a word, it means 'extraordinarily good, wonderful'."

As if I'm looking at "supercaliblablablablblabla" and thinking: "this isn't a word

Like b*tch I've seen Mary Poppins

Actually, like, I don't think I have

But I know it's a word

EJEJISNSJSNSISJDJBLAAAA

I just really want to do something really quick

Hold on

Okay, play it backwards

Ohhh thank you, thank you so much

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse m

What the f*ck is this video?

It's that time of the video again, folks

Yes, that time where I promote my spotify

A lot of you guys ask me what music I listen to or what my favourite song is or who is my favourite artist

So if you ever wondered that and want to know, I have a Spotify, where I post a monthly playlist of all of my favourite songs for that month

Go check it out, I promise you'll find really cool songs

Because I have a really great music taste

Just kidding, but actually I'm not kidding

Like, I think I do

A lot of you guys ask me if I've ever sent a naked picture before

What an odd thing to be saying to a camera

You guys are perverts.

But I'll answer that question

I have genuinely never sent a naked picture before

If someone wants to see my naked body, I'll be like:

"b*tch, come over, get in line, in front of my apartment door there is a line down the apartment block

I um don't know where I'm going with this joke.

Ewwwww

Wet ham

What does that mean? Is that like code word for, like, vagina or something and I'm just not into the trends right now?

I'm gonna be honest with you guys

I tweeted for this words and picked the ones that I wanna to use last week

And now I'm sitting here really really questioning

Why did I pick "double penetration" as a word I wanted to talk about in this video?

Okay guys, that was the last word that I picked out for this week's video

I hope you guys like this video

I hope it made you laugh

And if it did then make sure to give it a big thumbs up

Also be sure to leave a comment down below saying anything

because I'm lonely and I wanna read them

And, yeah, that is pretty much it

Thank you guys so much for watching

and I will see you all next Saturday, with another new video

BYEEEE!