Oh that was so close!

Oh my Gosh, I'm gonna classic now

Jungle.

I wasn't even paying attention, dude

Haha, almost lost it XD

TUT-TUDOOT

!!!WHIP!!!

Glorious intro music that we love so much

Dude I have this water bottle...

UHM...

Full of water

Obviously right..?

But like you know how you can just like

just tell it's cheap water

like, you know what I mean... Like CHEAP bottled water

I'm drinking the cheap bottled water, dude

I think Mike drinks like something SUPERFANCY

What is it? It's like aaaaa....

What's it called? I forgot...

Oh wait, he's here! I can ask him.

Yo Mike what's that fancy water you drink?

What's it called?

WTF?!

I'm drinking a Mountain Dew right now

With an extra large bag of Doritos poured over my head

Are you really? O.o

No :P

Oh :'(

BEEP

We're gonna play ''Try to make Miss Fortune Alt+F4 this game"

I don't care what my score is..

I just want..

I want her to go, like play Tetris for the rest of her life

Did you go... GRASP.. on Rengar?!

Yeah dude, new technology.

What is it, a monkey technology?

LISTEN!

Yeah I don't know, dude

I'm listening to Katy Perry

It's all I know.

Wha-What song?

Uh.. Dark Horses

It's not Dark Horses

It's Dark Horse

And you call yourself a Katy Perry fan?

What are you talking about?

It's DARK HORSE!

Oh it is Dark Horse..

Not Dark HORSES!!

Well.. What if there's multiple... Dark Horse..?

There's NOT though!

(elevator music)

Maaan.. These Krugs take forever!

You know... I'm just gonna gank.

I'm just gonna gank, dude.

I'm just gonna...

What are you.. What are you gonna do, chat?

Are you gonna stop me from ganking?

Nah, you're not gonna stop me..

I'm just going in!

I'm just doing it!

You get them, Stripper!

Hah, man...

His name...

Stripper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hello

Okay.. Got the slow!

Got the.. The Q, oh!

Thank you, Blitzcrank!

And the last hit!

I like it! I respect it!

hehe xd

Blitzcrank actually help me out there...

What's this guy doing? What's he doing?

Holy sound (Castiel, is it you?)

KREYGASM!

NOO!

Got 'em!

hehe xd

Man I'm loving Camille though...

She's honestly....

Like my favorite champion

Mike: Ever?

EVER!

EVER dude! Even more that Rengar..

Feels BadMan

BEEP

I was saying like..

I feel bad for ADC mains, cause like..

There's no counterplay to Camille

There's no counterplay..

Mike: No counterplay..

Rush, is that you?

Oh!

Oh I can do this!

Mike: Wait I'm watching

If I die top lane it's your fault I'm watching..

Oh! Haha ^^ Oh!

The gapcloser is so stupid

It is pretty dumb..

What kind of Blitzcrank do we have here?!

Oh look at my sass walk I got going on

pogchamp

90% SLOW!

Where're you going?!

Where're you going though?

Hehe double kick!

Mike: Oh my God..

*Monkey sounds*

Stun aaand... another double kick?

Ooooh :O

And I'm alive!

I don't even know how I survived

but I'm alive!

I was testing out Rengar's ult

it's pretty neat

Oh look at that back!

I got a swing set

What the..? Wait.. WHAT?!

What do you mean you have a swing set..

Oh dude. I just got like..

BDSM'd or something.. I don't even know what happened.

Yo check this out!

Watch this!

Watch this team!

Yu-Gi-Oh: ''Now I activate..'

..The Seal of Orichalcos!''

''Balanced!''

hehe xd

It's just like..

I don't even know what to say..

Mike: What?

I don't think it's fair...

Nah, I don't think it's right

No, honestly..

Even if I don't like ADC

I honestly feel bad for you guys..

I.. I.. Don't think this is fair

Like with Rengar being OP..

and then like... Camille coming out..

like... this is not cool..

No, Rengar is balanced (Kappa!!)

LOL!

Ok

Best joke of 2016 right there..

LUL!

Okay

I like that!

We're fighting mid..

OH YEAH WE'RE FIGHTING!

Oh wait.. Are we?

Oh I'm out... 3x

Uhhh

Mike: Guys? Guys? Help! Help!

Team! Teaaam!

laughter

Bye Blitz!

laughter 2.0

Mike: *sigh*

Uuhm..

This isn't good for my blood pressure..!

This is why I stopped playing...

Dude, that was four people!

What are you doing?

Oh watch this! Watch this!

HERE COMES THE SONG!

What.. just happened?

OH MY GOSH NO!

No..x1

No..x2

No..x3

Riot!

I don't..

No, dude.. They're only children..

They're so young..

Chat: Cut the jungle and just walk around like you own everything. Love your stream by the way!

Dude, I already walk around like I own everything!

Look at this

♫♫Hold up! ♫♫

This is my jungle!

This is my Rift!

She walks with her arm behind her back

Dude, this's so sick!

Dude, I can just dive this TF under tower

You wanna see it?

Yeah, I'm walking top so I'll watch

Actually...Nah, I'll try Yasuo...

Mike: You're like actually 'I'll just kill this guy instead..'

OH MY GOD OH!

What was that? Hazzaky!

Hazza DEAD!

OH!

Okay!

We got some new challengers!

A new challenger approaches..

Yo Blitz, what team are you on?

Ok

Kreygasm

Mike: Wait, did you use your trapcard?

Hold on, hold on

Wait what?

You're not gonna do it!

You won't do it!

You won't do it! Don't pretend..

Oh I got my magic shield

Hahaha Oh my God

Yo where you at, Blitz?

You think you're getting away?!

You think there's gonna be a survivor today?

OOOOH!

Worth!

Worth 2.0

All I know is WORTH, dude!

Dude! You're 12 and 1?! You're gonna get k-whaat?

Look away, kids!

Look away!

Like.. I.. Like.. Okay..

Like I'm not trying to be biased here,

but it's just beyond

like dumb to me

why anyone would think she's a toplaner...

when she has this much mobility..

And CC

Like 'Why would she be a toplaner? O.o

Mike: Noo...ಠ_ಠ

You know what I mean?

Like.. Why.. Why would you guys.. I don't know..

The only thing I have a problem with so far

is that her clear is not like the best...

but I mean you get a Tiamat and you're good ^^

Waaa

This champion that '100 to 0's everyone in the map has a decent clear

laughter

I mean the only thing stopping her from being

absolute perfect champion

like.. just broken. busted

I mean, watch this, watch this real quick

Are you watching?

Mike: I'm watching!

Watch this! Watch this! Here we go

Turr.. Reset!

Oh my God... Laughter

haha ADC main in 2016.. It's not a good thing, dude!

Moans

I can't even take her..

Mike trying to get attention

NOPE!!

Good bye!

Hoooly, she got played

Can I get a preemptive RIP for TF?

He's so bad that poor guy

OMG

hehehe

C'mon, Stripper

Oh!

What the heck, Stripper?

It's alright. I'll clean..

Mike: That seems pretty fair, dude...

It is fair man. What are you talking about?

Yo you got..?

Yeah wassup?

I'm not locked in here with you

You're locked in here with me!

What's up Mike?

How're you doing man?

Good, what's up?

(maniac laughter)

Ult! Ult!

Ou ou

I'm going back in!

Are you? :O

NO! :P

I don't have any HP! xD

Man, who needs HP?

You're right!

No, you're right! No, you're right! Who needs HP?

Oh, GET READY! GET READY!

NOOOO!

C'MOOON, DUDE!

I played it...

Mike: I was stunned man :/

No it wasn't your fault!

Oh my Gosh!

I stunned him RIGHT as he got in!

Right..

That timing..

That timing, though.

Ahh man. That sucks..

Whatever..

I mean, we killed him

Uuuhm.. Mechanically challenging?

She's really not that hard mechanically.

I mean, I'm playing her so I mean, that tells you how hard she is..

Mechanically..( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I mean, alright.

Okay

Oooh

Oh no

That gap closer!

Mike: Can you get that dragon please?

..No..?

..dragon in 2016??

Dude, I'm farming

I'm farming right now, dude.

Mike: Is that an MF top?

That's an MF top.