字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (On the last video) As you can tell... I'm dying (last coughs) Science may be telling you differently But I'm broke Don't believe me? It's true Tell 'em Ainsley. You broke as f*ck boy! I am dying of hunger UUUH AHHH Ouch! That's right everyone, I am broke! They tried to steal my money, so the bank blocked my card Some motherf*cker in New York, tried to buy a computer for 26k, JEEESUS. You went hard and I can respect that at least... I haven't got access to my bank account in 2 weeks I have to drink my own made coffee :c I have to live off pocket change I can't even afford buying contact lenses I literally... fuck it I'm blind! I'm like 9 days late on my rent on this office You may think I'm jo..I'm reall...I'm not, I'm fucking broke I have no money Marzia won't let me shit( haha In four days the billing goes out for my Adobe CC Premiere Editing software I won't be able to edit videos (evil Ainsley voice) You are a broke ass motherfucker That's right Ainsley, I am a broke ass motherfucker (Japanese gibberish) (awkward silence) A patreon? What is that? That's genius! I could just beg for money. Oh my God, yes! Patreon! (divine music) My favorite website from now on Ok, I'm gonna set up my own Patreon It's gonna be called poopiepie is poor Help! Listen up! $1, you'll be able to subscribe to my channel! you only have to pay 1 dollar I think that's a pretty good k...bargain For 5 dollars you get this roomscape image I think that is a pretty good offer! Seven bucks - if you pledge seven dollars you get Edgar Alright just fucking take IT You know what?! He's free, I don't want him! Fuck him! That's his penis Hey get out of there! What are you doin I need more ideas For patreons! (Ainsly with a heavy German accent) I should just look at other people's profiles and see what they do! Geeenius let's do that Oh woooow This Patreon If you pay 5 bucks *r.i.p microphone * You get a YOU GET NUDE PHOTOS!!! OWW Geeenius You know what? If you pay 500 bucks you get nudes Listen, I know you want the nudes. 500 bucks aaand I will show you my nipples! Nudes seem to be aaa A reoccurring thing on Patreon you'll find it a lot With mediumly attractive women. listen! No disrespect I think it's great twice per year, I'll send you a personal video message wishing you a happy birthday Encouraging you with whatever you're struggling through or whatever you want *pause* Hey she said "whatever you want"! Smiley face I think we all know what that means. I wanna pay 20 bucks just to kinda try this out Just to see what you get back If I had money, I would do it I swear. You said you could do whatever I want! Why won't you shit on camera? da fuck is wrong with you I want my 20 bucks back For 500,000 dollars I will have a private skype chat with you Where my dick is out the whole time and will be zoomed in on my genitals For $1,000,000 I will have a private Skype chat with you Where... I play Happy Wheels Exclusive Let's play and I will make all the old 2014 memes that we all love like *girl screams * AAAH he is raping meh Oh dad, son I don't care For a 1,000,000 dollars I will play Amnesia for 24 hours while I pretend to be scared and start screaming BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEELLLS!! For 2,000,000 dollars I will a Virtual brofist It looks a little bit something like *Hits mic* this Only just a lot better! Oh Boogie has a .. has one Oh! Pledge 100 dollars aaand you will get nothing This is more money than many on my videos will generate in a lifetime. Key, maybe he hasn't updated this in a while but that's just not fucking true Hey guys, Scarce here looks like poodiepie calls out a HUUUGE youtuber Scarce? How bout yo... you're huge? How about that? Yea , I'm creating drama with you *laugh* Someone send me this Patreon Which is an ASMR one A 1000 dollars per month? What is this?? *click* Hey honey OHJEEZ *ASMR continues* just came out from shopping ... Do you wanna see the new shirts I have? yes pls I agree, don't tell Marzia *terrified* OOOH! Oh OH WOW! oH! Ahhhhhh ERrgrgrgh You'll be so glad you did this, access granted to my patron-only *voice crack* feed where there will be: Community At this level I will be able to make youtube my full-time job Pretty sure it already is Grade.... Come on, I love you What the- what are you talking about?haha I assume both Grade and boogie just haven't updated theirs Alright, I don't really care but it is kind of funny! I'm serious about this bros I am broke! I literally have no access to money Here we go... Become... A patreon TODAY Link is in the description I think you will like what you see Final word is inspired by this guy Who Is a 16 year old student AAAAND He says If you donate 7000 he will go to Italy with you aaand... it will be an amazing time where there we'll bask in the beautiful culture And build a new laif togethar So if you donate 47 million dollars ... We will go together to Uruguay aaand We'll build a new life together And I will quit youtube forever Sounds good become a Patreon today