As you can tell...

I'm dying

(last coughs)

Science may be telling you differently

But I'm broke

Don't believe me?

It's true

Tell 'em Ainsley.

You broke as f*ck boy!

I am dying of hunger

UUUH

AHHH

Ouch!

That's right everyone, I am broke!

They tried to steal my money, so the bank blocked my card

Some motherf*cker in New York, tried to buy a computer for 26k, JEEESUS.

You went hard and I can respect that at least...

I haven't got access to my bank account in 2 weeks

I have to drink my own made coffee :c

I have to live off pocket change

I can't even afford buying contact lenses

I literally... fuck it I'm blind!

I'm like 9 days late on my rent on this office

You may think I'm jo..I'm reall...I'm not, I'm fucking broke I have no money

Marzia won't let me shit(

haha

In four days the billing goes out for my Adobe CC Premiere Editing software

I won't be able to edit videos

(evil Ainsley voice) You are a broke ass motherfucker

That's right Ainsley, I am a broke ass motherfucker

(Japanese gibberish)

(awkward silence)

A patreon? What is that?

That's genius!

I could just beg for money.

Oh my God, yes!

Patreon!

(divine music)

My favorite website from now on

Ok, I'm gonna set up my own Patreon

It's gonna be called poopiepie is poor

Help!

Listen up! $1, you'll be able to subscribe to my channel!

you only have to pay 1 dollar

I think that's a pretty good k...bargain

For 5 dollars you get this roomscape image

I think that is a pretty good offer!

Seven bucks - if you pledge seven dollars you get Edgar

Alright just fucking take IT

You know what?!

He's free, I don't want him! Fuck him!

That's his penis

Hey get out of there!

What are you doin

I need more ideas

For patreons!

(Ainsly with a heavy German accent)

I should just look at other people's profiles and see what they do!

Geeenius

let's do that

Oh woooow

This Patreon

If you pay 5 bucks

*r.i.p microphone *

You get a

YOU GET NUDE PHOTOS!!!

OWW

Geeenius

You know what? If you pay 500 bucks you get nudes

Listen, I know you want the nudes.

500 bucks

aaand

I will show you my nipples!

Nudes seem to be aaa

A reoccurring thing on Patreon

you'll find it a lot

With mediumly attractive women.

listen!

No disrespect

I think it's great

twice per year, I'll send you a personal video message

wishing you a happy birthday

Encouraging you with whatever you're struggling through

or whatever you want

*pause*

Hey she said "whatever you want"!

Smiley face

I think we all know what that means.

I wanna pay 20 bucks just to kinda try this out

Just to see what you get back

If I had money, I would do it I swear.

You said you could do whatever I want!

Why won't you shit on camera?

da fuck is wrong with you

I want my 20 bucks back

For 500,000 dollars

I will have a private skype chat with you

Where my dick is out the whole time

and will be zoomed in on my genitals

For $1,000,000

I will have a private Skype chat with you

Where... I play Happy Wheels

Exclusive Let's play

and I will make all

the old 2014 memes that we all love

like

*girl screams * AAAH he is raping meh

Oh dad, son I don't care

For a 1,000,000 dollars I will

play Amnesia for 24 hours while I pretend to be scared

and start screaming

BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEELLLS!!

For 2,000,000 dollars I will a Virtual brofist

It looks a little bit something like *Hits mic* this

Only just a lot better!

Oh Boogie has a ..

has one

Oh!

Pledge 100 dollars

aaand

you

will get nothing

This is more money than many on my videos will generate in a lifetime.

Key, maybe

he hasn't updated this in a while but that's just

not fucking true

Hey guys, Scarce here

looks like poodiepie calls out a HUUUGE youtuber

Scarce?

How bout yo... you're huge?

How about that?

Yea , I'm creating drama with you

*laugh*

Someone send me this Patreon

Which is an ASMR one

A 1000 dollars per month?

What is this??

*click*

Hey honey

OHJEEZ

*ASMR continues* just came out from shopping ...

Do you wanna see the new shirts I have? yes pls

I agree, don't tell Marzia

*terrified* OOOH!

Oh

OH

WOW!

oH!

Ahhhhhh

ERrgrgrgh

You'll be so glad you did this, access granted

to my patron-only *voice crack* feed where there will be:

Community

At this level

I will be able to make youtube my full-time job

Pretty sure it already is Grade.... Come on, I love you

What the- what are you talking about?haha

I assume both Grade and boogie just haven't updated theirs

Alright, I don't really care but it is kind of funny!

I'm serious about this bros

I am broke! I literally have no access to money

Here we go...

Become...

A patreon TODAY

Link is in the description

I think you will like what you see

Final word is inspired by this guy

Who

Is a 16 year old student AAAAND

He says

If you donate 7000 he will go to Italy with you aaand...

it will be an amazing time where there we'll bask in the beautiful culture

And build a new laif togethar

So if you donate 47 million dollars ...

We will go together to Uruguay

aaand

We'll build a new life together

And I will quit youtube forever

Sounds good become a Patreon today

Thank you guys so much.

Love you guys so *burp* much

Link is in the descriptioN!

Leave a like, every like is

is a brofist

BROFIST!

No no no, they cost 5 bucks!

You better pledge that shiat first!

That's a- that's a good second video to start with.

So...?

This is game ...

*record scratching*

I forgot to mention....

Patreon is a great thing

I'm not against it at all, I think it supports

*inhale*

AAAM

Artists who are not quite being able to support themselves

Because Ad revenue fucking sucks

like...

Aaaah, you can get a shit ton of views on youtube and

still not really make enough to fully support yourself

and

if fans can support you what you do full time

I think that's an awesome thing

Um...

I have no problem with that

Just wanted that to be clear

place

AAAHHH

A little bit like Neko Atsume?

If you played that game

You pick it up, you play it for a while

You put it back in yout pocket

aaaand ah

You check it about lil' bit later.... you kno'?

It's a really really fun game experience, that I really REALLY enjoy and

I think it works perfect for

mobile

ummm

Oh shit I keep forgetting to click on Sponsor eagle, you can get shit from him