(phone chimes)

- (chuckles) You know, it's so weird

that you get a phone call at 2 o'clock

on the dot every single day.

- Yeah, phone call.

- Yeah, aren't you gonna answer it?

(wind whipping) (creaking)

(upbeat music)

God damn it.

I'm not pregnant!

I'm not pregnant!

- Oh, I got blood on my shirt.

- [Women] Soap and cold water.

- How'd you guys know that?

- Hi, um, could I get this Coke

and these cookies and then

(clears throat) Plan B, please.

- [Clerk] Sorry, what are you?

- I'm gonna get Plan B.

- [Clerk] Sorry, what?

- (clears throat) Plan B, please.

Hi, could I have Plan B and not

the (bleep) stuff, please?

Thank you.

- Cranberry juice, huh?

- Oh, yeah.

- It's okay.

You'll get through this.

- Oh, no, I just like cranberry juice.

- [Woman in gray] No, it's okay, we all develop

a taste for it eventually.

Oh, just drink up.

And if you feel like you have to pee,

you don't, so don't even bother.

- And now, to shock and amaze you all,

I present to you the tiniest thing

in the universe.

(applauding)

[Voiceover] Whoa!

(applauding)

(wind whipping) - [Woman in gray] Cranberry

juice, huh?

(laughing)