can not like, do this.

- We're here testing community user submitted

McDonald's Secret Menu.

Basically stuff that people made up.

- I only eat McDonalds when I'm like

Oh let's make a drunk decision.

Oh, McDonald's, (bleep) it.

But I hear they have garlic fries now.

- These just look like regular fries.

- They look a little crispier.

- Cheers.

- Ow.

- You got it?

- Think I just broke a tooth.

- I give it a zero out of five.

- Wait, aw, suck it. - Sausage...

Jelly!

- I don't like the smell of this.

- Ooh, I don't either.

It smells like throw up. - Yeah.

- I think someone was very high when they made this.

- No!

- This is amazing. Oh my God.

- This is a full course meal in one sandwich.

- I'm expecting an Egg McMuffin

and then I'm just bombarded with sugar.

- Whaaaaaat!

- That's amazing, that's happiness in a cup!

- This tastes like Coldstone but cheaper.

- Cause the whole McFlurry just tastes like apple pie.

It's kinda cool.

- They should (bleep)ing sell this, market it.

McDonalds, what are you doing?

- Ice cream's already sweet enough

but then apple pie mixed in, it's just too much.

I don't know, McFlurrys are pretty good.

Especially for all the effort involved in making this

I'd rather just get a normal McFlurry.

- Mm-Hmm.

- This sounds like heaven.

- This sounds really good. - Yeah.

- Look at all this mayo.

- Ew, that's too much mayo.

I hate mayo. Okay.

- So that's what I'm not loving.

- The sauce overpowers it a little.

- McChickens are perfect so I don't know

why you would mess with that

but actually this is better than a regular McChicken.

- This is an onion sandwich.

- Uuughh, I already know I'm gonna hate this.

I hate onions.

- Oh my God, this is great!

- Hold on, I didn't try it yet.

- Then try it.

- I only taste bread and lettuce.

- This needs meat.

- Yeah.

- But vegetarian people?

Highly recommend this.

(long sigh)

- This looks fake.

- I need to prepare myself for this.

- Ooh!

- I taste spicy, but then I taste the...

I don't know what to, I don't know how to describe this.

- I would just rather eat

this by itself.

And maybe then I would go and eat the chicken one.

You don't need to eat three burgers at one time.

- The McDaddy of burgers, right here.

- And it's gonna fall apart.

You can't eat this while driving with one hand.

Not that you should be eating, driving with one hand.

Honestly I had very low expectations

so the Secret Menu exceeded those.

- It was very creative.

- So McDaddy burger, A+.

- I feel like the secret menu is just

people (bleep)ing with us at this point

because it's like, why mess up the fries

and why put three sandwiches together as one?

- How do vegetarians get proteins?

- Peanut butter.

- Oh!

- Ah, this is heavy.