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  • Well, that's the last of it!

  • Oh! Thanks Katie!

  • Oh Katie. I'm having people over to my house this weekend and I would LOVE it if you would come!

  • Please, please, please?

  • Yeah, I don't have any plans for the weekend, I'd love to!

  • Great. Oh! And, before you come, let's head to Costco.

  • I want to get one of those 40-pound hams.

  • Hey, do you guys actually like me?

  • What? Yeah!

  • Okay. I know this sounds crazy. But sometimes it feels like you just use me for my Costco membership.

  • What?! Katie. That is crazy.

  • We love hanging out with you and eating free samples.

  • And going to town on some bulk hummus.

  • Or eating cafeteria chicken bake.

  • Everything you've just mentioned happens at a Costco!

  • God, is that the only reason we hang out?

  • No. I'm sorry you feel that way, Costco. Or... Katie? Katie!

  • Katie. Yeah.

  • Look, how about after work we go to a park like old times?

  • We've never done that.

  • Oh hey, Grant, just hypothetically, theoretically,

  • Which exact park was it that you were thinking of?

  • Well, I was thinking the one by the strip mall.

  • Oh!

  • The strip mall with the Costco?

  • Why yes it is.

  • Wouldn't it be like, dumb and ironic if we went to the Costco after the park?

  • Oh my God, that is so dumb and ironic.

  • No!

  • Fine. If you don't want to go to the park, we can go see a movie.

  • Really?

  • You just want to hang out and see a movie?

  • Yes. In fact, I'd like to see eight movies.

  • They sell those bulk passes at Costco.

  • Costco! Huh how 'bout that!

  • No! You can't just use me for bulk goods!

  • Fine. If we can't go to Costco, do you guys want to check out the Big Easy Bar?

  • Yes. That sounds like so much more fun and I've never been there.

  • Oh, no. I was talking to them.

  • The core five.

  • You understand.

  • Core Five!

  • Core Five! See I can do it too, okay?

  • There's no reason that it just has to be, just add a six!

  • Besides Katie, how would you even get there?

  • Our cars only have five seats.

  • I could drive myself!

  • See, now you're dealing with logistics and it's ruined.

  • Fucking God damn it!

  • Katie, calm down.

  • Have something to drink!

  • Here's 60 beers!

  • Or a ton of chocolate milk!

  • Or a gallon of cold medecin.

  • Or an entire wheel of brie.

  • Or a school of shrimp.

  • No. No. No. NO!

  • I'm not your little Costco bitch, okay?

  • I'm as cool as all you motherfuckers

  • and I deserve an invite!

  • I'm fun as hell!

  • Okay?

  • Katie, you're sweating.

  • Here.

  • No! Katie no!

  • Die! DIE!

  • She's crazy! She's crazy! Trip her up!

  • Trip her up!

  • This is why we don't invite you places.

  • Alright, let's go to Sam's Club.

  • Oh man.

  • Hasn't Katie done this before?

  • Yeah I feel like she's died.

  • Hi, it's Katie Marovitch from CollegeHumor.

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  • and you mother's maiden name in a private message to me.

Well, that's the last of it!


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みんな私のコストコ会員に利用されているのかな? (Is Everyone Using Me For My Costco Membership?)

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