Learning Chinese, finding a girlfriend...

Oh mama, my pressure is very heavy.

Every tick of the minute and second,

I've been in Beijing for 3 years now.

Ever since I was small, you told me

learning Chinese is not very difficult,

but how come I just can't seem to learn it,

I don't know what to do.

The teacher in class

his speech is full of "ji ji cha cha".

It was only in the end that I realized,

that everything he was saying was in a different dialect.

Once I went to a restaurant,

I wanted to soy sauce braised pork ribs [pai gu],

but this dish

I called it soy sauce braised butt [pi gu].

Mama, please tell me.

My pressure is very heavy.

Mama, my pressure really is very heavy.