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  • Let me guess, he broke up with you for no reason again.

  • Yeah, and I just don't understand why he would dump me.

  • I'm just not ready for this.

  • Seriously?

  • 2012

  • 2013

  • 2014

  • 1 HOUR EARLIER

  • Well, I mean, I guess it's the first time

  • you ever got dumped twice in one day.

  • I hate guys.

  • Why can't guys be more like girls?

  • -Wait, what? -Why can't guys be more like girls?

  • Are you kidding me?! Girls are the ones who--

  • Well, first off, Kpop stars.

  • Secondly, girls are the ones that should be more like guys!

  • You actually think--

  • Well, the WNBA.

  • Yeah.

  • But you actually think that relationships

  • would be better if girls were more like guys?

  • -Uh, yeah. -You're completely wrong.

  • Well, then. I guess we both know what needs to be done.

  • A war that has been going on for ages!

  • A war so brutal that even the gods themselves have--

  • Will you just get to it?

  • Guys versus girls.

  • GUYS VS. GIRLS RELATIONSHIPS

  • START

  • You...

  • shall not pass!

  • Let's...

  • combat!

  • ROUND 1

  • READY

  • FIGHT!

  • Okay, first off, guys are shallow.

  • Oh, right. This again.

  • All guys care about is boobs, ass, and tits.

  • Boobs and tits are the same thing, but--

  • And how hot a girl looks.

  • You know, there's way more to us than our exterior.

  • Yeah, I admit, guys can be a little shallow sometimes.

  • Told you.

  • But don't pretend like girls aren't just as shallow.

  • Oh, please! There's no way!

  • Okay, then tell me why girls go crazy over guys with nice bodies.

  • We don't do that!

  • Can you really look me in the eye and tell me that the reason

  • why so many girls love Taylor Lautner is because of his acting?

  • Uh, yeah!

  • The reason why so many girls love Taylor Lautner...

  • Okay, fine.

  • So we like hot bodies. Big deal.

  • But looks aren't as big of deal to girls as they are to guys.

  • Yeah, but you girls are the reason for that.

  • How is this our fault?!

  • You pretend like you guys don't care about looks,

  • yet what do you do every single morning?

  • You put on makeup, sometimes throughout the entire day!

  • You get your hair done... you care about it so much

  • that you don't even let us guys crack a window in the car!

  • -Not to mention shopping! -What about it?

  • Girls love to go shopping

  • because they're into buying materialistic things

  • that make them look good, whether it's a dress

  • -or shoes or nail paint. -It's polish.

  • That too.

  • (announcer) Finish her!

  • Oh yeah, and don't girls say that the one thing

  • that a guy should never do is call a girl fat?

  • Obviously!

  • Well, you can call guys fat and they usually don't care.

  • But if you call a girl fat, they get extremely hurt.

  • You know why? Because girls care that much more

  • about their physical appearance,

  • therefore proving that girls are more shallow than guys.

  • FATALITY!

  • ROUND 2

  • READY

  • FIGHT!

  • -Alright, here's one. -Go for it.

  • In a relationship, the girl usually cares way more than the guy.

  • -Since when? -Okay, well, let's start small!

  • Remember when I got my haircut earlier this week?

  • What?

  • Why are you moving like--?

  • -Oh! Hair. -What was that?

  • I said "here".

  • Fix it with a comb, not your hands!

  • And why does your hair look so weird today anyway?

  • Well, at least I noticed it was different, right?

  • Girls are more caring and you know it.

  • That was one example and, like I said, shallow!

  • You're mad because I didn't notice your haircut?

  • It's not about the haircut!

  • It's the fact that you didn't care enough to notice a difference.

  • Just like that one time you came over.

  • (Ryan) Hey, what up G?

  • My dog just died.

  • -It was a hit and run. -Oh.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • See, I was thoughtful! I cared!

  • Just finish the flashback.

  • -Hey... -Yeah?

  • Do you have anymore Hot Pockets in the freezer?

  • No, you're right. I'm so insensitive.

  • I should just go check it myself.

  • In my defense, you didn't have any left, so it was kinda even.

  • Will you stop using those examples?

  • We're talking about relationships, not us.

  • -Aah! -Okay, fine.

  • Well, when it comes to relationships,

  • breakups show a lot about how much people care.

  • That's true.

  • -And, once again, girls care more. -That is prespostperious!

  • -You mean preposterous? -(sighs) You know what I meant.

  • Oh yeah?

  • Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I don't think it's working out.

  • Huh. What a huge relief.

  • Alright, then just disregard that last text.

  • (cellphone goes off)

  • Ugh!

  • You can't use that! That never happened.

  • It's just an example. It happens to girls all the time!

  • A text breakup? I've never even heard of that.

  • That sounds made up.

  • Well, let's just see who takes a breakup harder--the guy or the girl.

  • Maybe I should call him back. (sniffles)

  • What if I made a mistake?

  • I need to call her back.

  • I left all of my Hot Pockets there.

  • Psssh!

  • And after some time passes,

  • let's see who really cared about the relationship.

  • (sobbing)

  • (cellphone rings)

  • Hello?

  • Hey, we're all going to the club tonight. You wanna come?

  • Naw, man. Me and my girl just broke up.

  • Aw, sorry to hear that, man.

  • -So, bar then? -Sounds good!

  • FINISH HIM!

  • Look, maybe I didn't notice a haircut or two,

  • and maybe I wasn't as caring as I should have been

  • -when I accidentally ran over your dog-- -Wait, what?!

  • But it's only because we get along so well.

  • You're like a homie.

  • I've just always treated you like one of the guys

  • and I guess sometimes I forget that you're a girl too.

  • -Gee, thanks. -Look, I get it.

  • Guys have been assholes to you in the past,

  • but think about all the guys you choose to date.

  • You know not all guys are like that and, hypothetically speaking,

  • if we were to ever, for whatever reason, be in a real relationship together,

  • I wouldn't--I could never do something like

  • that to someone I care about so much

  • because that would just be prespostperous.

  • Look, G, I know that you've been looking everywhere

  • and I don't understand why you can't seem to find a guy

  • that can see how amazingly rare you are, but...

  • maybe you've just been looking in the wrong place.

  • I guess you're right.

  • Some guys do care.

  • Boo-yah! (laughs)

  • You just admitted it! Guys care more!

  • That dress does make you look fat!

  • FAT-ALITY!

  • I guess when it comes to relationships, guys have the advan--

  • -Yeah, that was really weird. -Yeah, you're right.

  • -Let's not do that again. -No, [inaudible].

  • I think we should just stick to being friends.

  • What a relief! Disregard that last text.

  • Last text?

  • (phone goes off)

  • Let's just be friends.

  • Ugh!

  • TEEHEE

  • So thank you guys so much for watching!

  • If you want to see the behind-the-scenes and bloopers,

  • click the one on the left.

  • If you want to see the previous video, click the one on the right!

  • If want to see Bob Marley, and by Bob Marley I mean

  • my dog Marley bobbing to music, click the one on the bottom!

  • I--wait. Yeah, that was misleading.

Let me guess, he broke up with you for no reason again.

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Guys vs. Girls: Relationships

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    Caurora に公開 2016 年 11 月 26 日
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