I actually killed her, holy shit!

Oh my god!

NOOOOOOOO

Yeah she-she

She spends a lot of time like looking at k-pop girls

She watches this show with her friends, it's called like,

Ahhh what is it called? I cant remember...

Produce 101!

It's always really obvious when they're watching it so I know not to bother

'Cause I'll just hear like "AEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"OOOOOOOOO"

"SHE'S SO CUTE!"

Wait what?

OH!

Oh my god the Skarner set me up for that!

He pulled me into the four-man stun!

friend: I believe in you!

Oh!

WAIT I GOT IT?

I GOT IT!?

WHOOAAAT!?!

Wow

I see ya Rek'sai

Woah what the fuck!

Wha-eh-be-a--

That was an ambush I got trojan horse'd!

Friend: Yeahahaha!

I-I saw one low HP support walking towards me!

It's like some of those moms that pretend they're pregnant at Disney World,

So that they can sneak in their little child for free!

Friend: Ohhh my fuck-

Don't worry, your ol' friend Box Box will clean it up.

Friend: Ohh my god you're about to get killed dude.

Oh shit

Friend: WOW ahahaha!

Nah dude, nah dude.

Friend: "Your ol' friend Box Box" dude?

GOTCHAA BEEEBE!

Friend: AYYY!

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!

Friend: Oh you suck dude.

But when I was seven,

I didn't know what masturbation was, but in the shower,

I noticed that if I like,

concentrated the shower beam onto the tip of my penis,

I noticed that it would like,

grow.

And then, seven-year-old me was like,

It's a plant!