Name: セックスアドバイス (SEX ADVICE)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:36:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 14 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

I'm serious.  You're the only one who can help.

Yes, you are cold-blooded and alive,  which is why I need your advice.  It's Carly. She has a horrible fetish.

You're still alive and you called a fetish  horrible.

Yes, normally I am sex positive but  Carly's thing is unheard of.  She wants to have the kind of sex you have.

No, she wants to have the kind of sex I imagine you have if, slash, when you have sex.

Alison! Carly wants to have... loving sex.

Oh! I love loving sex, because it leads to love which leads to engagement which leads to marriage.

Just go back to the sex part, okay? How do I have it?

Drop the Victorian act, Raskin. I need you, this is life or death.

Not really, loving sex is actually  super safe... If you use a condom.

Carly is very hot. Mega-hot. Evan-Rachel-Wood-with-short-hair-hot.

Wow, this girl is so hot you're willing to get into loving sex with her? That's huge.

Please. I definitely would not ask, okay? But you're my only normative friend.

Go slow, make a lot of eye contact, and whisper nice things into her ear.

I dunno, stuff like:  "Your hair smells pretty,

and I can't wait to buy a home together in the future."

Yeah! You can also stroke her face gently as foreplay and say:

(whispering) "I like you more than Gaby."

Hey, stop being so judgemental about people's sexual preferences.

If I have to be okay listening to you anal beading in the next room,

you sure as shit can gently make love to a woman you actually care about.

Right, anything that's consensual is okay.

You say that all the time, so open your mind.

I once banged an entire Mid-Western family over the course of one summer, Allison,

The secret to loving sex isn't the sex  itself. It's what happens after.

Yes, Gaby. If you want to make Carly yours forever, you have to–

Wait! I need to explicitly describe pillow talk to you!

Picture this! Everyone's wearing clothes and talking about their feelings.

Great. I told her if she's not getting what she wants from me,

she can get it from somewhere else. So...

(sigh) But I'm not done with the book yet.

Oh, hopes and dreams, tax returns, all sorts of good stuff.

I love talking about taxes in bed. (laugh)

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セックスアドバイス (SEX ADVICE)

stuff

entire

straight

positive