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  • So, the other day I skipped merrily up to my boyfriend and I asked him...

  • - Hey babe, do you notice anything different?

  • - Aaaaa...

  • is

  • it

  • your...

  • Hua! Dancing vagina.

  • - Mhyhy, hahaha... (ominous laugh)

  • And it was so funny, I mean it wasn't funny but it was kinda' funny

  • Because everytime I ask

  • - Do you notice anything different?

  • It's like my partner hears

  • "What always runs but never walks?

  • Often murmurs but never talks?

  • Has a bed but never sleeps?

  • Has a mouth but never eats?"

  • Um...

  • (whispers)

  • Haa...

  • It's a river!

  • OK.

  • "We hurt without moving. We poison without touching.

  • We bear the truth, and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.

  • What are we?

  • Aaaaaa...

  • Oh god, think, think, think...

  • Words! It's words!

  • "Notice anything different?"

  • Um...

  • Aah.

  • Is it...

  • (breaths heavily)

  • ...your...

  • ...hair?

  • WRONG!

  • AND NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!

  • But I can't help it, you know...

  • like if I do something I wanna know if you've noticed it.

  • And it's not like I'm trying to trap you.

  • But I am trying to test you.

  • (dynamic music, clock ticking)

  • (alarm clock)

  • NOTHING! NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL!

  • Wait, you tricked me!

  • What has eyes but cannot see?

  • Noooo!

  • A grown man but a baby!

  • Don't do this!

  • You don't know me at all...

  • Oh no, babe! No!

  • But I don't know, maybe this is like a really heteronormative thing, right?

  • Like, I don't know. If I was a gay man would I be able to get away with this?

  • - Hey babe, notice anything different?

  • - You moved your hair part to the center, changed your glasses from holcomb to ripley, microbladed your 'brows, really got good at that cat-eye.

  • And are now making a more conscious effort to be fashionable.

  • And you're killin' it.

  • - Oh my god! Baaaaaabe!

  • I love you.

  • - Love you too!

  • Or is that stereotypical of me?

  • I don't know

  • >>Like I want to be more LGBTQ+ inclusive but that's not my experience so I can't necessarily speak on their behalf

  • so know that that cutaway was a straight girls simple musings on what is obviously

  • a more complex and three dimensional homosexual relationship in the context of this videos explorations of "do you notice anything different".<<

  • Huh, disclaimer out.

  • But what about you? Maybe you ask your partner this question and it's no big deal.

  • And they don't even react that way at all.

  • - Do you notice anything different?

  • - No, what'd you do?

  • - Oh, I got my eyebrows done.

  • - Oh, cool. Do you wanna watch TV?

  • Maybe instead of the fear of not getting it right, they're sad that they didn't get it sooner?

  • Oh my god! What are you saying? Of course you got your hair done!

  • I should have seen that right away. What does it mean?

  • Does it mean we're not in love anymore? But I thought you were the love of my life.

  • I failed as a human being.

  • Personally, I notice everything.

  • EVERYTHING

  • - Hey babe, do you notice anything different?

  • - Ya, you're giant cat now.

  • - Uh. Can't get anything past you.

  • Oh man...

  • I'm Anna Akana.

  • Stay... right here for a sponsored message that I wrote in a riddle and it was really hard but I did it.

  • And maybe I fell into a pool after it, who knows?

  • Only you will know if you stay.

  • Or you could scroll sooner

  • I can't control, can't control you.

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  • The best way to defeat a troll is to immerse them in knowledge.

  • Where did my water bottle go?

  • Oh, it's here.

So, the other day I skipped merrily up to my boyfriend and I asked him...

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男が恐れる一つの質問 (The One Question Men Fear)

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