Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Over here! ...(lolipop was here)

Press Member: And what would that be? Baseball? Golf? I heard you're good at ping pong.

Jeremy: Actually... uh... watching anime and playing video games.

Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy!

Jeremy: Thank you.

Naruto: You're going down, Sasuke!

...Hey!

...Hey you!

Hang on!

Jeremy: *Screams*

Mumbling from group...

Naruto: Hey, look, some of the guys don't believe me

But will you tell them, tell them that you're Michael?

Jeremy: Michael?

Naruto: Yeah, tell them who you are, tell them you're Michael Jordan.

Jeremy: What? I'm not Michael Jordan.

Goku: You grabbed the wrong guy.

Sailor Moon: Told you it wasn't him.

Mumbling from the group...

Jeremy: Wait, what's going on here?

Naruto: We needed a basketball player but we got you instead.

Jeremy: Well I still play basketball.

Naruto: You do?

Jeremy: Yea.

Goku: You don't look like a basketball player.

Sailor Moon: Yea, you look more like one of us.

Jeremy: Well, I may not look it but I am a basketball player.

Jeremy: I'm Jeremy Lin.

Naruto: Who?

Naruto: Basketball is played by two teams and the aim of each team is to score.

Jeremy: Yo, if you guys are superheroes why do you need my help?

Naruto: Well, I mean, if this were a fight it would already be over

But since it's a basketball game, if we fight we get a... foo... a foo-l... a fool-

Jeremy: A foul.

Naruto: A foul! Why don't they spell it that way? F O W L

The team argues...

Jeremy: We got a lot of work to do

Naruto: A lot of work to do *mumbling* L O T

Jeremy: There's two sides to basketball, offense and defense

On offense: jump shots.

Free throws.

Lay ups.

And even more important than offense is defense.

The most important thing is to always keep your man in front of you.

Yami Yugi: It's time to duel!

Basketball Player: They got nothing.

Mysterious Man: How sure are you?

Basketball Player: They look awful, boss. They don't even know what they're doing.

Other player: And the new guy doesn't even seem that great either

Mysterious Man: Huh, what new guy?

Basketball Player: Well they got this NBA player but-

Mysterious Man: What?!

Jeremy: That's another travel Goku.

Jeremy: Remember you need to dribble the ball.

Goku: But every time I do, the ball bounces through the roof.

Mysterious Man: I want film on him, I wanna know every shot he's ever made

Basketball Player: But boss, he's a nobody.

Other player: Yea, boss, he's not even like MJ or LeBron.

Basketball player: In fact he kind of looks like one of us except well-

Mysterious Man: Well what??

Basketball player: *sigh* He's got some weird hair.

Naruto: I told you it's because you using so much Chakra.

Goku: You mean Ki?

Naruto: That aura around you, all you have to do is stop using it.

Jeremy: That's it, what if instead of holding back your guys' powers, you let them loose.

Jeremy: We can use that to our advantage.

Goku: Yea.

Naruto: Yea.

Yami Yugi: Yea.

Jeremy: What?

Jeremy: Alright guys this is everything we trained for, remember all your training.

Naruto: We got this!

Yami Yugi: Let's duel!

Goku: Let's do this boys!

Sailor Moon: Hey!

Goku: And girls.

Sailor Moon: Thank you.

Jeremy: Alright, put 'em in!

Jeremy: Toon Squad on 3! Toon Squad on 3! 1, 2-

Naruto: Wait, wait, wait, guys, I kind of made a change to our name, we're not Toon Squad anymore.

Goku: Well then what are we?

Leader Of Anime All-Stars: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Toon Squad, you guys actually showed up, I'm surprised!

Naruto: We're not afraid of you.

Mysterious Man: You actually think your little Toon Squad could beat us, The Anime All-Stars

Naruto: No, the Toon Squad can't, but we're not the Toon Squad anymore.

We are...

We are the... hey hold this real quick, we are the AnimeNiacs!

The Anime All-Stars laugh...

Goku: I kind of like Toon Squad better.

Yami Yugi: Yea, me too.

Sailor Moon: Yea, what kind of name is AnimeNiacs?

Naruto: You know, screw you guys, okay? Order your own jerseys next time.

Yami Yugi: You just activated my trap card! Spellbinding Circle!

TEEHEE