(sweet ukulele music)

(ウクレレ)

[Thomas]: Anything you can do I can do better,

トーマス:君ができること全部、僕の方が上手くできる

[T]: Vine can do anything better than You... Tube.

T: VineはYouTubeより何でも上手くできる

[J]: No it can't. [T]: Yes it can.

J: ムリムリ T: できるって

[J]: If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater. [T]: Well...

J: もしVineがすごいなら、YouTubeは素晴らしいよ T:やれやれ...

[J]: Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you.

J: イヤな奴になるなよ、僕は君より素晴らしいんだ

[T]: No you're not. [J]: Yes I am.

T: 違う違う J: うんそうだ

[J]: Vine is just a gimmick. [T]: Only for a cynic.

J: Vineはただのやらせ T: 皮肉屋にとってはな

[T]: I can do impressions. [J]: I can help depression. [T]: Ugh.

T: 僕はモノマネが出来る J: 僕はうつ病を助けられる T: はあ

[J]: Education vids made me a grad and YouTube's free. [T]: Uhh, wait for the ad.

J: 学習ビデオで僕は卒業した、そしてYouTubeは無料 T: 広告を待たなきゃいけないだろ？

[T]: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further. I can reach double as far as you can.

T: 君がいける範囲、僕はもっとリーチ出来る 君の2倍はいけるね

[J]: No you can't. [T]: Yes I can.

J: いいや出来ない T: うん出来るさ

(Sign: Jon 3 million subs. Thomas: 7,000,000)

(Jon フォロワー300万人 Thomas 700万人)

[J]: Yes he can. [T]: Yes I can.

J: ああ彼はいけるね T: だろう、僕は出来るよ

[J]: Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy. [T]: You should put disclaimers on the YouTube gamers.

J: Vineスターはガキだ、ママとパパのとこに帰りな T: YouTubeのゲーマーたちにも同じこと言いな

[J]: I hear you only last 6 seconds long, do girls complain?

J: 6秒しかもたないんだってね、 女の子からは不満ないの？

[T]: It's enough for your mom. [Both]: Ooh.

T: 君のママには十分だよ J&T: あらら

[T]: Anything you do, I can loop better. [J]: Everything I do, is better than loops.

T: 君ができることすべて、僕の方が上手くループする J: 僕がすることすべては、ループより良い

[T]: No it's not. [J]: Yes it is.

T: いいや違うね J: うんそうだ

[T]: No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. (punch sound) [J]: Yes it is.

T: いいや違う。いいや違う。いいや違う。いいや違う。いいや違う J: うんそうだ

[J]: Viners are obnoxious, even when unconscious.

J: Vinerは不快だ、気絶しててもね

[J]: YouTube's for talent. [T]: It's for Vevo and Fallon.

J: YouTubeは才能のため T: Vevoとジミー・ファロンのためだろ

[T]: You're just another Disney schmuck, parodies aren't art.

T: 君たちはディズニー馬鹿だろ、 パロディーは芸術じゃない

[J]: Story Time: You suck.

J: ストーリータイム! 君は最低だ

[J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than you.

J: Vineができることすべて、YouTubeの方が綺麗にする。僕は君より綺麗に歌える

[T]: No, you can't.

T: いいや出来ないね

[J]: Yes, I can.

J: うん出来る

[T]: No, you can't. [J]: Yes, I can.

T: いいや出来ない J: うん出来る

[T]: No, you can't. [J]: Yes, I can.

T: いいや出来ない J: うん出来る

[T]: No, you can' t can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't. [J]: Yes, I can can can can can can can. You shut up!

T: いいやムリムリムリムリムリ... J: うん出来る出来る出来る出来る... 黙れ！

[T]: No. I can't.

T: いいやムリ

(background music sounds) [J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.

J: Vineが出来ることすべて、YouTubeの方が上手くやる

[J]: Ooh. [T]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.

T: YouTubeがすることすべて、Vineが最高に出来る

[J]: No, no, no, no! [T]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

J: ムリムリムリ T: そうそうそうそう！

(acapella & beatbox arrangement in the background)

J: ムリムリ T: そうそう

[J]: No, no. [T]: Yeah, yeah!

J: ムリ T: そう

(acapella & beatbox arrangement in the background)

J: Vineができることすべて、YouTubeが上手くやる T: 僕はすべてを上手くできる

[J]: No, no! Uhhh. [T]: Yeah, yeah! Uhhh.

J: もっと T(もっと高く)もっと

(background music stops)

J&T: 君よりね！

[J]: Anything Vine can do YouTube does better. [T]: I can do anything better...

J: いいやムリだね T: うん出来る

[J]: (higher note) Better. [T]: (even higher note) Better.

[Both]: Than you!

[J]: No you can't. [T]: Yes I can.

(they laugh)

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(repeats small part in the background) [J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.

[J]: Ooh. [T]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.

[J]: No, no, no, no! [T]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!