Are you struggling to get a job or perhaps you just wanna make extra cash that you get to keep a fraction of

Do you wear too much cologne?

Well then tuber driving could be the perfect job for you!

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh music)

Being a TUBER driver could set you for life!

Our studies show that the average TUBER driver makes 20$ an hour.

20 dollars!!!

That's 5$ more than Bernie Sanders makes... or something like that.

Of course for every dollar you make you have to pay your share to TUBER,

because, I mean, we are the ones doing all the work after all.

And you have to pay for your own gas, that's your problem, not ours.

and you do have to use your own personal car.

And we're not responsible for car depreciation.

And not to mention taxes, that's on you too.

oh, and also there are some minor expenses that you have to take care of as well.

At TUBER we do require all of our drivers to provide atleast two Fije waters, gum, and an iphone charger for every single ride.

But, the iphone charger can be the one with the shortest cord so it's actually allot cheaper than you think!

($Cha-ching$)

Here at TUBER we are all about the quality and safety for our customers

Which is why we perform extensive background checks on all of our drivers!

All you have to do is send in a picture of yourself and our team scans the entire background

for anything bad,

and if they don't find anything you pass the background check (Success!)

Welcome to TUBER you're a driver!

Once you become a driver the next step is to choose your style of driving.

There's so many different styles to choose from,

you just have to find the style the fits you best.

For example, we have the classic personal driver

who's that one guy who asks way too many personal questions

I see you got allot of bags back there, you doing a lot of traveling today?

Uh hmm.

Well where ya headed to?

California.

Oh, what for?

Jussssst some business stuff.

Nice, is that like entertainment stuff,

like culinary stuuuff

I, uhhh, sell stocks

Really? Stocks.

You make allot of money?

You live in a nice house and stuff?

Where ya headed to? (sighs)

What's your social security number?

Wanna make some extra tips? we have the sob story driver.

Yeah, she's been really tough lately, you know?

I'm just tired all the time,

I just got off a 12 hour shift,

trying to pay my rent this month you know?

And hopefully I'd be able to save up for some food

Had twins last month,

We have the creepy driver who doesn't acknowledge you or say anything the entire ride.

As we mentioned earlier, the way too much cologne driver.

Oh, oh I'm sorry does it stink in here?

Here (sprays liquefied zombie juice)

(Coughs)

The bluetooth driver who talks incredibly loud in another language the entire ride.

In a different language: Are you ready, I'm parking him in, oh this will be exciting!!!

The road rager.

You're gonna just ****ing cut me off like that?

Stay on your ****ing side of the lane, **** ****

The either he's on drugs or just really sleepy driver

(Tires screech as car turns)

Thee I just watched a fast and furious movie driver

(Vroom VROOOOM)

(Water spills all over the backseat)

(Tires screech as car turns [again])

The driver who THINKS he doesn't need navigation.

I've been on this street before...

they must've moved it somewhere

The driver who doesn't know how to use navigation.

Do you know how to get back to the navigation?

Is it the one that says camera?

And the driver who only listens to navigation.

My house is coming up riiiiight... here.

Oh, we just passed it

Nope, GPS says we got six more miles to go

And so much more the possibilities are endless.

Speaking of different styles,

TUBER offers a bunch of different kind of TUBERS the people can order

So for all of our drivers,

you can choose which kind of TUBER you drive.

Just like our competitors,

we have all the original options,

Tuber XL,

TUBER X

and TUBER BLACK

But we did modify them a little bit to make us more original;

Rather than meaning Xtra Large,

TUBER XL now stands for XTRA LITTLE.

And this is for all of you drivers who have a lot of stuff in your car

so you can only fit XTRA LITTLE passengers

we're not really sure what X stands for for our competitors

but, with TUBER,

When you choose TUBER X, you're only gonna pick up your EXs

which is perfect for all you drivers out there who already camp outside of your EXs house

because they call you and you're already there! (TADA)

the black option actually seemed too edgy for us,

so we actually called it TUBER WANNABE BLACK

and this option comes with a little getto asian girl who makes basketball refrences.

Hey, yo, wassup, it's your girl lil nasty.

I'm your TUBER driver.

about to pick and roll

ready to go?

Cut to the hoe?

iso-lation... alright lets go!

and if you don't have a car we have other options for TUBER aswell

TUBER motorcycle, where you ride on the back of a motorcycle

TUBER bike, where you ride on the back place of a bike.

TUBER Skate

TUBER Scoot

TUBER this thing that was popular........ for a day

(Only five of those were burned during the filming of this commercial)

And ofcouse, one of our more recently popular,

TUBER You, where you just right the back of a Youtuber.

wow! This is a great collab!

And what a great sound system you have!

Thanks, it's all because of my subs,

Here, have them.

Woah, how awesome, convenient, and simple!

(Ding!)

(Please kill us)

Wait... where are we going right now?

To the TOP! (As if we're not there already)

Alright lets go!

(Double cheerful joy that will soon turn to ashes in---)

See with TUBER, you can make all of your dreams come true.

whether it's making more money,

or letting random people into your personal space

or just saving the world by providing a cheaper way of transportation.

TUBER, is the job for you.

So what are you waiting for? sign up with TUBER today And---

this is just in,

a gunman is holding down a downtown parking structure.

Roads are blocked off and people are being asked to evacuate.

But they are unable to get to the car,

so we will be keeping you live updated (TV static and clicks off)

You know what that means,

it's time for TUBER... (Nods) to save the day.

(Oh shit)

(Too many ring tones, HELP!)

(Triple surge rates, WHAAAA)

(All people "Vroom" away)

TEEHEE

(crew): Whenever you're ready

Whooa dude!

TUBER mort... TUBER mort... TUBER... TUBER mort?

TUBER mortar-cycle?

[coughs]

[as if high] who-hoo-hoooo!

This our freaking table.

You!