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IT'S A GOOD NUMBER.

それは良い数字です。

THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF OUR BRAND-NEW SEASON,

THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF OUR BRAND-NEW SEASON,

AND I HAVE A PROMISE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

AND I HAVE A PROMISE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT UP FRONT, I'M GONNA SAY IT.

RIGHT UP FRONT, I'M GONNA SAY IT.

THIS SEASON, I'M GONNA WORK IT WHILE I TWERK IT.

今シーズンは、私はそれを私がそれをTWERKしている間、私はそれを作業するつもりです。

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I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

俺はやらないよ

AH, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER, EVERYBODY?

AH, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER, EVERYBODY?

GOOD SUMMER, YEAH?

GOOD SUMMER, YEAH?

GREAT.

素晴らしい

WHAT DID YOU DO?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

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[笑]

ALL RIGHT, MY TURN.

ALL RIGHT, MY TURN.

I HAD A GREAT SUMMER. I HAD A WONDERFUL SUMMER.

素晴らしい夏を過ごしました。素晴らしい夏を過ごしました。

I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE BACK, THOUGH.

戻ってこれて本当に嬉しいよ

BUT I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF SUN. I RELAXED.

でも、少しだけ日差しが当たった。リラックスした

I READ A LOT OF SANGRIA RECIPES.

SANGRIA RECIPESをたくさん読んでいます。

AND I WENT TO TWO DIFFERENT WEDDINGS,

そして、私は2つの異なる結婚式に行ってきました。

WHICH ARE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL.

WHICH ARE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL.

I LOVE WEDDINGS. MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

I LOVE WEDDINGS.私の兄弟が結婚しました。

MY BROTHER, VANCE, GOT MARRIED,

兄のヴァンスが結婚したの

AND THIS IS, UM, HIM.

そして、これは、うーん、彼です。

THAT'S THEM.

それが彼らだ

WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL BRIDE,

WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL BRIDE,

AND IT WAS A SURPRISE FOR EVERYBODY,

そして、それは誰もが驚くべきことだった。

BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

LIKE, I DON'T KNOW-- 10, 12 YEARS.

10年か12年かわからないけど

SOMETHING LIKE THAT. A LONG TIME, SO...

似たようなものだ長い間、そう...

I FORGET HER NAME, BUT SHE IS A LOVELY WOMAN.

名前は忘れましたが、彼女は愛すべき女性です。

STARTS WITH AN R OR A Q, BUT SHE IS SO SWEET.

STARTS WITH AN R OR A Q, BUT SHE IS SO SWEET.

SHE'S, UH--NO, IT'S JOANN, AND I LOVE JOANN,

彼女は...いいえ ジョアンよ 私はジョアンが好きなの

SO SHE'S MY SISTER-IN-LAW, AND THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

義理の姉なんだけど、美しかったわ。

I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM, AND IT WAS FANTASTIC,

私は彼らのためにとても幸せだし、それは素晴らしいことでした。

AND WE DANCED FOR HOURS ALL NIGHT LONG.

AND WE DANCED FOR HOURS ALL NIGHT LONG.

THIS IS A PHOTO I BROUGHT OF PORSH AND I DANCING.

これは私がポーシュとダンスをしている時に撮った写真です。

AND IT WAS--I KNOW.

そうだった...わかってる

I KNOW.

私は知っています。

I HAVE TO PHOTO CROP HER-- I DON'T KNOW WHO--

彼女の写真を撮らないと...誰だか分からない...

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[笑]

I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS.

彼女が誰なのか知らないんだ

BUT IT LOOKS ROMANTIC.

でもロマンティックに見える

WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING, "DO I HAVE BROCCOLI IN MY TEETH?"

WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING, "DO I HAVE BROCCOLI IN MY TEETH?

"NO, DO YOU HAVE"--

"NO, DO YOU HAVE.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR BROCCOLI.

ブロッコリーを探しています。

SO THAT WAS MY BROTHER'S WEDDING.

私の兄弟の結婚式だったのよ

AND THEN WE WENT TO--

それから私たちは...

MY FRIEND JIMMY KIMMEL GOT MARRIED,

MY FRIEND JIMMY KIMMEL GOT MARRIED.

SO WE WENT TO JIMMY'S WEDDING.

だから私たちはジミーの結婚式に行ってきました。

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THEY GOT MARRIED THE SAME PLACE MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

THEY GOT MARRIED THE SAME PLACE MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

THEY GOT MARRIED AT THE OJAI VALLEY INN.

オジャイバレーの宿で結婚したのよ

AND THAT'S MOLLY, OF COURSE.

そして、それはモリー、もちろん。

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, OJAI.

美しい場所、OJAIです。

LET'S PAN OUT, IF WE CAN.

LET'S PAN OUT, IF WE CAN.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW PRETTY IT IS.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW PRETTY IT IS.

OH, THERE SHE IS AGAIN.

また出てきたわ

HOW DID SHE GET--BOTH WEDDINGS. THAT'S CRAZY.

どうやって手に入れたんだ...両方の結婚式。それは狂ってる

WE HAD A GREAT TIME AT THAT WEDDING AS WELL.

私たちは、その結婚式で素晴らしい時間を過ごしました。

WE HUNG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS JEN AND JUSTIN,

WE HUNG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS JEN AND JUSTIN,

AND SO THEY WERE...

それで彼らは...

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NOW...

今すぐ...

NOBODY WAS IMPRESSED. THAT WAS OUR TABLE CARD.

誰も感動しなかったそれは私たちのテーブルカードでした。

I PULLED IT OUT OF JEN'S EAR,

ジェンの耳から引っ張り出して

AND NO ONE WAS IMPRESSED AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD'VE BEEN.

そして、誰も私が思っていたように感動していませんでした。

I WENT THE HAMPTONS, AND I HAD FUN IN THE HAMPTONS.

ハンプトンズに行って、ハンプトンズで楽しんできました。

I DID SOME DANCING AND SOME SINGING.

踊ったり歌ったりしました。

HERE I AM WITH JAMIE FOXX AND PHARRELL RIGHT THERE.

HERE I AM WITH JAMIE FOXX AND PHARRELL RIGHT THERE.

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YEP.

そうだな

THAT'S ME IN THE MIDDLE.

THAT'S ME IN THE MIDDLE.

AND...

そして...

WE WERE SINGING PHARRELL'S HIT SONG "GET LUCKY."

私たちはPHARRELL'S HIT SONG "GET LUCKY.&quot.を歌っていました。

AND THEY WERE ALL UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY.

AND THEY WERE ALL UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY.

I WENT TO BED AROUND 8:30, SO...

８時半頃に寝たから...

AND I ALSO--IT WAS A STAR-STUDDED SUMMER.

そして、私はまた - それは星のような夏だった。

I HUNG OUT WITH OPRAH,

I HUNG OUT WITH OPRAH,

BECAUSE I MOVED INTO A NEIGHBORHOOD--

住み慣れた町に引っ越してきたから...

I'M RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE OPRAH LIVES,

I'M RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE OPRAH LIVES,

AND SHE KNEW THAT I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

そして彼女は私が近所にいることを知っていた。

SHE WAS SO NICE, SHE BROUGHT OVER A BEAUTIFUL BASKET

彼女はとても親切で、美しいバスケットを持ってきてくれました。

OF, LIKE, FRUITS AND VEGETABLES FROM HER GARDEN.

彼女の庭の果物や野菜のように

AND THAT'S HER BRINGING US--

彼女は私たちを連れて来て...

AND I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT OPRAH,

そして、OPRAHの悪口は言いたくない。

BUT WHEN I EMPTIED THE BASKET,

BUT WHEN I EMPTIED THE BASKET,

I FOUND A TRADER JOE'S RECEIPT AT THE BOTTOM.

I FOUND A TRADER JOE'S RECEIPT AT THE BOTTOM.

SO I WAS LIKE, "OH, I WANT TO SEE THE GARDEN."

それで庭を見たいと思ったの

SHE GOES, "NOT TODAY."

彼女が行くのよ 今日じゃなくて

I DON'T THINK SHE HAS A GARDEN.

彼女に庭があるとは思えないわ

IT'S GREAT TO BE FRIENDS WITH OPRAH, NEIGHBORS WITH OPRAH.

IT'S GREAT TO BE FRIENDS WITH OPRAH, NEIGHBORS WITH OPRAH.

IT'S WONDERFUL.

それは素晴らしいです。

ONE DAY SHE CAME OVER, SHE DID MY HAIR,

ONE DAY SHE CAME OVER, SHE DID MY HAIR,

WHICH WAS REALLY SWEET OF HER, SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

それは彼女のとても優しい言葉だったので、それをありがとうございます。

THANKS, OPRAH.

ありがとう、オプラ。

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