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WHAT'S THIS?
>> Jimmy: GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
WHERE IS THIS GUY?
>> HI, I'M DR. STEVEN STRANGE,
MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS.
SORRY I'M LATE, BUT THE TRAFFIC ON THE ASTROPLANE
WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S 3:30. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 3 O'CLOCK.
I'M NOT PAYING FOR THE LAST HALF
HOUR.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. NOW WE JUST SPENT THROUGH THE SMALL TALK
SHOW ME THE DEMONS.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
HERE THEY ARE.
[ SCREAMING ]
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ARE THEY POSSESSED?
>> Jimmy: BASICALLY.
THEY ATE, LIKE, 50 CUP CAKES.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL VANQUISH THEM.
>> Jimmy: NO.
NO VANQUISHING.
JUST PULL A RABBIT OUT OF SOMEWHERE. DO TRICKS.
>> A RABBIT?
YEAH, LOOK, I THINK THERE'S BEEN A
MISUNDERSTANDING.
I DON'T DO TRICKS.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T DO TRICKS?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: HEY THIS CLEARLY SAYS THE
MIGHTIEST MAGICIAN IN THE
COSMOS.
>> EVERYONE EXAGGERATES THEIR
PROFILE, DON'T THEY?
LOOK AT YOURS.
JIMMY KIMMEL, AMERICA'S FAVORITE
LATE NIGHT HOST.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, IS IT NOT
TRUE?
>> IS IT?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A REALLY CUTE
NECKLACE.
IS THAT ?
>> DON'T TOUCH THE EYE OF AGAMOTO.
>> Jimmy:SORRY HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THIS IS
GOING TO WORK OUT.
I THINK I'M GOING TO HIRE A
SPONGE BOB OR SOMETHING. THANKS FOR COMING.
>> HOW MUCH?
>> Jimmy: $150.
>> WAIT.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
>> YOU SUCK.
NEXT.
>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
YOU -- WHERE'S MARCUS? >> MARCUS?OH HE WENT HOME.
>>OH CRAP. >> HE DISAPPEARED. >>DO YOU WANNA GO HOME WITH MARCUS? BE QUIET.
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