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  • Hey guys! So, first of all, I don't even know because I'm filming

  • this video in advance, but if there's been a delay

  • in my videos lately, I sincerely apologize.

  • I'm sorry to everyone who continues to watch and support me.

  • I truly do appreciate it. And don't think I'm neglecting my YouTube at all.

  • I know I don't post every single day like some other YouTubers do now,

  • but I'm not neglecting YouTube at all.

  • Believe it or not, that's my number one priority.

  • I'm either writer, filming or editing every single day.

  • Even on the weekends.

  • I guess I'm just not as fast of a writer, filmer or editor

  • as some other people.

  • But, anyway, thank you guys again so much for bearing with me

  • through this struggle.

  • The struggle is real.

  • (singing) In the arms of an angel...I don't know the rest of the words!

  • Yeah, that's just a preview to how crappy this video is gonna be.

  • No one will blame you if you click away now. Not even me.

  • Thank you guys!

  • Dear Ryan, where do babies come from?

  • The vagina.

  • Dear Ryan, this video's three months old, so you're probably not even reading this.

  • WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

  • WRONG!

  • WR-WR-WR-WR-WR-WR...

  • WRRRRRY will never say never.

  • That's a deep joke because it sounded like a basketball shot clock buzzer.

  • It's an old video, some of you might get it. Anyway...

  • Dear Ryan, are you from Hawaii?

  • Dear, Craig, yes. I am from Hilo, Hawaii, on the big island,

  • where we like to speak a lot of pidgin!

  • Dear Ryan, can you draw the picture of me?

  • I mean, I'm not the best artist, but I guess I can.

  • I may have to zoom in a lot 'cause that's an awfully small picture,

  • but I mean, I guess.

  • Finishing touches...DONE!

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

  • Roysten Bob.

  • I may have zoomed in too much.

  • Dear Ryan, can you do my drunk kitchen?

  • (silence)

  • Whazzzzzup?!

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

  • Dear Ryan, please show a day in the life of a lamp.

  • (pensive music)

  • That was the best documentary ever!

  • Bridget, preach!

  • Dear Ryan, can you tell Greg to cut his mustache?

  • Hey, Greg! Cut your mustache!

  • - No! - Okay.

  • Dear Ryan, get two slices of bread, put them down the back of your underwear

  • while sticking one to each butt cheek and sit on it for ten minutes.

  • I mean, I guess...

  • Ten minutes later...

  • And that's where Nutella comes from!

  • Dear Ryan, can you moon walk while wearing high heels?

  • (humming Michael Jackson song)

  • Oh!

  • Dear Ryan, if you made your own toilet paper,

  • what would it be like and what would you call it?

  • Tired of having to buy more and more toilet paper?

  • Aren't you sick of having to wipe multiple times?

  • Does your toilet paper leave you dry and unexfoliated?

  • Well, look no further.

  • Thanks to the newest invention in [?] technology, we now present

  • to you the Sand Pooper.

  • Never go another day without wiping with Sand Pooper.

  • No more wasting your money buying roll after roll.

  • For the Sand Paper, all you need is one.

  • Just wipe, wash, and reuse!

  • And you'll never have to wipe multiple times again.

  • 'Cause with the sand papery grip of the Sand Pooper,

  • you'll get everything at once.

  • Not to mention, every time you use the Sand Pooper,

  • you're also exfoliating at the same time.

  • You'll be walking smoother than ever!

  • So smooth you could even moonwalk in high heels!

  • So what're you waiting for?

  • Get your Sand Pooper today.

  • (farting)

  • Dear Ryan, if you had to choose a Naruto character,

  • which one would you be and why?

  • If I had to pick amongst all the characters, I would pick Gaara

  • because not only can he control sand, he has an unlimited supply of sand,

  • and he lives in a sand village, which is the exact place

  • where I would want to start my company for...

  • (farting)

  • Dear Ryan, can you fall in love with a tree?

  • (gentle music)

  • Hey.

  • (birds chirping)

  • Look, I know I may be barking up the wrong tree,

  • I just want to talk things out.

  • Just get to the root of our problems.

  • I know it's too late for breakfast, and a little early for lunch,

  • but maybe we could go grab some branch or something.

  • Okay, fine, I know those last tree puns weren't that great,

  • and if you had hands, you'd probably face palm tree times by now,

  • but just pleaves...say something.

  • Anything.

  • (sighing)

  • Look, if you want me to grow, I'll grow,

  • just don't ignore me!

  • Okay, it's either me or the drugs!

  • So what's it gonna be?

  • That's pine.

  • Pine!

  • I see how it is!

  • Just gonna let a little drugs just soil everything we had?!

  • Everything we grew together, just throw it all away?

  • Well, I hope it was worth it...

  • 'cause I'm leafing you.

  • I'm leafing you for gwood.

  • Goodbye, Katrina.

  • Have fun with your weeds.

  • Ah! That was so tough!

  • Aye, but you really rooted down and stood tall.

  • - I'm proud of you, Katrina. - Thanks, Bush. You're always there for me.

  • I'm always here for you too, Katrina.

  • Hey, shut up Barock, you ain't even a tree!

  • - You shut upl You can't talk to me! - I can talk to you however I feel like talking!

  • (both argue)

  • Can you guys both just shut up for once? Geeze!

  • I'm taking the pot. I need to go for a drive.

  • (tires squeal)

  • - Treesus, what's her problem? - Yeah. Why she gotta be so moody?

  • She's probably just on her pee right now.

  • Yeah, she's definitely photosynthesizing.

  • What'd you say?!

  • - Nothing! - Nothing.

  • Tee hee!

  • So thank you guys so much for watching.

  • If you wanna see bloopers and behind-the-scenes, click the one on the left.

  • If you wanna see the previous Dear Ryan video,

  • click the one on the right.

  • And if you wanna leave your own Dear Ryan, leave it in the comments below

  • or tweet it to me or Facebook or do something.

  • You could just shout it. I'll probably hear.

  • Nah, nah, nah. Just leave a comment.

Hey guys! So, first of all, I don't even know because I'm filming

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