Name: 大学でデートする6人の女の子 (The Six Girls You'll Date in College)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:33:08.000Z
Duration: 3 min 36 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

is you in college, and these are the six girls you'll date in college.

We don't know, but the daily 4 AM burritos haven't helped.

than literally anything else.  - Come on, baby.

till touchdown! - However, no matter what the activity,

you'll always end up the same way: wheezing,

You love places like this. - I love places like this.

whichever is cooler.  - You're funny. - Is there a

non-alphabetical difference between E and X? Cut to six weeks later.

and have no idea what your pants are made of. - Wake

up. I know the bouncer at Prolapse. - You wouldn't give up this nap for all the

- Face it. You're a nice guy. - Did do you drink all of those beers?

- But to her, you're James Dean with Wolverine claws.

It's fun to play the crazy guy, but there's no

crazy like real repressed crazy. - Not tonight?

is it, the perfect 10, what years of television,

print advertising, and internet porn have taught you-- - Baby, you're not using the couples wallpaper I gave you.

- Why you? She saw a Wes Anderson trailer once and thinks you're quirky.

Who cares? Look at her. How long will it last? What's your talents for crippling

You watched Teen Mom without me? You're just like my dad! - You'll keep a picture of her to show to friends.

She will not. She's the only girl who can beat you in Mario Kart.

She's the only girl who will play you in Mario Kart.

- Ha, you drive like my floppy vagina! - Shut up!

- Relaxed, comfortable, always by your side.

in their right mind would want to f--k their hoodie?

smart, beautiful, and all you're doing is wondering what she's doing there with

- Is everything okay? - Yeah. - Come on. Be confident.

You're not going to mess this up. You won't mess this up.

You won't mess this up. How did you mess this up? - We can still be

friends, right? - You were too afraid of messing things up.

And that messed things up. Maybe that's irony. Don't look at us.

You're the one with a liberal arts degree. That was college.

Time to move out, get a job, and spend your days watching internet videos.

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大学でデートする6人の女の子 (The Six Girls You'll Date in College)

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