Ben: he looks after his hair, his eyebrows, teeth, you name it, he's doing it.

Ben: Recently Elliot's been looking after his pubes. *Snickers*

Ben: I found in the bathroom Elliot's pube wax,

Ben: if you don't know what it is, it's

Ben: You heat it up in the microwave, you get a spatula, put it out, stick it down there,

Ben: get some wax strips, rip it off, and the dirt is gone

Ben: I thought to myself, if I get some superglue, mix it with Elliot's pube wax,

Ben: Elliot's gonna have a hairy situation. Sorry Bro!

Elliot: *Exhales deeply

Elliot: BEN!

Ben: What?

Elliot: It's hanging off my bum!

Elliot: Why are you recording?

Ben: Because Elliot...look at you *Snickers

Elliot: No, my willy's out!

Ben: It's superglue in the wax Elliot...

Elliot: Superglue? You put SUPERGLUE IN MY BLOODY WAX?

Elliot: Ahhh!

Ben: Elliot you look...

Elliot: I put too much on!

Ben: Elliot Elliot don't sit down!

Elliot: WHY?

Ben: You've got wax all over you, it's expensive.

Elliot: Fine. I'll sit on the utility chair.

Ben: Rip it off rip it off...

Elliot: Get those stinky hands away from me!

Ben: Just rip it off Elliot, be a man for once...

Elliot: What is going on?

Elliot: Why am I stuck to the stool?

Ben: Because Elliot...there is super glue in the wax!

Elliot: This is the worse day of my life!

Ben: What you...

Elliot: I look terrible.

Ben: What you wanna do Elliot?

Elliot: Well I wanna get help, that's what I wanna do

Elliot: I want to get this thing off my ass don't I?

Elliot: Call someone or something I don't...

Ben: Farmer Chris...

Chris: Where is he?

Elliot: Ahahaha...

Chris: Ahahaha bloody hell...

Elliot: Terrible...

Elliot: You expect me to sit on here do you?

Ben: Elliot! *Laughter

Ben: Elliot are you ok?

Elliot: Hyper-bloody-thermiahh!!!

Ben: Wha...Chris what's happened?

Elliot: Well Ben did you not see? He went through the bloody river at thirty miles an hour!

Chris: The truck's dead.

Ben: What?

Chris: Yeah no seriously the truck's dead

Elliot: What?

Ben: Wait here for about 5 minutes, we'll come back...

Elliot: Five minutes?

Ben: Yeah.

Elliot: FIVE MINUTES?

Ben: So Chris has just been on Twitter and just seen a tweet.

Ben: C'mon

Chris: Here it says "Naked Man seen walking down the Road"

Ben: There is only one road from where he's come from, and it's this pub.

*Ben and Chris holler with laughter

Ben: Welcome back El

Chris: What took you so long?

Elliot: Naw, thought you gone to fix the car boys.

Ben: Elliot, how did you get the chair off?

Elliot: Well I ripped it off my bare skin!

Elliot: Look at it.

*Retching* Ben and Chris: Urgh Elliot it's disgusting.

Elliot: I got attacked by a wild goose!

Elliot: and a Canadian one, the ones that go "whoreee"

Elliot: One of them.

Ben: Why do you even have this on Elliot? *Rips wax strip

Elliot: BEN!