Name: あなたのおならを隠す方法 (How To Hide Your Farts)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:32:36.000Z
Duration: 7 min 41 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Is it off the bat or off the back? What does that even mean...whose back?

So I know right off Batman's back that a lot of you guys will be like, "This is such an immature topic; how to hide your farts?"

This is a real issue that we've all had to deal with before.

And if you've never had to deal with hiding your farts before,

you either never leave the house or you've never had a bad meal in your life.

OR you just have really strong butthole muscles.

And I'm not gonna act like I'm the most mature person in the world.

If I were mature, I probably wouldn't have repeated the phrase Buhdoh Mussohs" like 20 times off-camera just 'cause it sounded funny...

It's not even "butthole muscles", it's just...

Nobody else will get that, but you guys'll know what I'm talking about.

I actually think it's even more immature that people judge other people

just for doing something that's COMPLETELY natural!

You can't control if a sneeze comes or goes, it just happens!

And they shouldn't be looked down on, they should be blessed!

Unfortunately, this is just not the world we live in today

We live in a place where farts are considered rude, inappropriate, immature

Well, I've compiled tips and techniques for all of you to help survive this cruel,

And I WILL keep fighting for the freedom of farts

but until that day comes, here's how to hide your farts

Dedicated to all you people out there with weak

you must first understand the science of a fart.

When you make a fart sound with your mouth,

it's created because your lips are pressed together

But if you were to open your lips and do the same thing,

That's why this first one is called "The Cheek Spreader"

This technique is perfect for when you're in class,

All you have to do while you're sitting down is put all your weight on one buttcheek,

slide to the other side to create that opening,

Now one of the most terrible times to be gassy is when you're on a date

probably because I make videos about farts

Anyway! 'The Gentleman' is the perfect technique for when you're on a date

All you have to do is open the door, let her in,

close the door, and as you're walking to your side of the car,

It's when somebody syncs up their lips to a song

but in this scenario, instead of lips, you have cheeks

If you're in a scenario where you have to relieve some gas,

just listen for something around that you can cheek-sync to

Now sometimes, there may not be that many sounds,

but I had a technique like this a long time ago

And basically, this strategy is that if there's no

other sounds around you to cheek-sync to,

and just make something louder than your fart!

The other night, I went on the worst date ever

Hey, did I ever tell you guys that I have a really good

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